Ripoff Jokes
71 ripoff jokes and hilarious ripoff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ripoff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ripoff Short Jokes
Short ripoff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ripoff humour may include short scam jokes also.
- Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
- A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway... He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off.
- What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off.
Well, you can't blame them. They don't make much money, they just keep the tips. - This Christian restaurant is a rip-off I ordered the endless buffet and all they gave me were five loaves of bread and two fish
- What did the father say when the doctor charged $100 for his son to be circumcised? What a rip-off!
- I can't believe my doctor charged me $20,000 for a circumcision! He didn't even do it right. What a rip-off.
- I paid a homeless man 2$ to give me a circumcision Not a pleasant experience... it was a rip-off
- The prices of getting waxed keep going up and up it's starting to become a real rip-off.
- Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment? It was a ripoff.
- What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off.
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Ripoff One Liners
Which ripoff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ripoff? I can suggest the ones about fraud and theft.
- PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off.
- Bought my wife a cheap waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
- I bought a book called 2,023 Lighthouses Huge ripoff— there were only 12 in there.
- Items that are made from velcro... Are such a rip-off.
- My wife paid $50 for a Brazilian waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
- Circumcisions are odd. Expensive ones are worth it, while... Cheap ones are ripoffs
- I paid way too much money for these Velcro pants What a ripoff
- I tried using Gorilla Tape for my bikini wax. It was a total rip-off.
- A bought a $200 shirt made entirely of velcro. What a rip-off.
- What do you call a botched circumcision? A total rip-off.
- I found a doctor who would give me a discount on my son's circumcision. It was a ripoff.
- You know what they say about getting cheap circumcisions. It'll be a rip-off.
- Never buy perforated paper It's a tearable ripoff
- The high prices in the stores are like a cheap circumcision... A rip-off
- Why shouldn't you buy a shirt from Hulk Hogan? Cause it's probably a rip-off
Uproarious Ripoff Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about ripoff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean counterfeit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ripoff pranks.
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When I first moved to Sweden.
I was told to expect polar bears and n**... women everywhere. But what a complete rip-off! I haven't seen a single polar bear!
Zoos are a ripoff
They don't even let you kill the animals
The Chinese just announced their iPhone 5 ripoff...
...it's called the iPhoney.
Velcro
I'm doing a project at home and went to the local arts and craft store for 2 metres of Velcro, wow it is so expensive. What a rip-off!
I bought expensive, tear-resistant TP to prank my friend..
It was not a ripoff
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Something tells me a h**... from Superman would be....
...a ripoff
I was going to buy some Veet wax strips,
but then i realized they were a rip-off
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Why should you never trust a cheap circumcision?
It's a total ripoff.
Waxing
Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?
A: Because it was a total rip-off.
A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.
Aloe Akbar.
A botched circumcision is a ripoff.
Did you hear about the mohel with no knife?
He was a ripoff.
A peddler at the mall tried to sell me some velcro..
what a ripoff
You wanna know why I don't buy Velcro?
because it's a *rip-off*
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The rabbi really messed up that circumcision...
It was a total rip-off.
My girlfriend bought me some ripped jeans...
She thought it looked cool I thought it was a ripoff.
A lumberjack walks into a shop to buy a chainsaw...
The shopkeeper picks one out and says "this one can cut down 5 trees in 2 minutes". The lumberjack is impressed by this and buys the chainsaw. 2 days later, the lumberjack comes back to the shop with the chainsaw and asks for a refund.
"This is a complete rip-off, I only managed to cut down 1 tree over the space of an hour!"
The shopkeeper takes the chainsaw and turns it on only for the lumberjack to suddenly jump in surprise.
"What's that noise?"
I'm really regretting getting that discount circumcision…
…it was a total rip-off!
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What do you call a poor circumcision?
A rip-off.
There was a man selling a machine that tears paper for $1000.
What a ripoff.
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Never pay for a discount circumcision...
Its usually a total rip-off
What do you call a B-list circumcision?
A Rip-off
Did you hear about the expensive coat that was made with real animal fur?
Yeah, it was a ripoff
I try to find whole coupons
But they're usually a ripoff
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What do you call a Jewish circumcision?
A ripoff.
Most of the jokes here remind me of the fake markets in china
They're a ripoff of the original .
Seriously, check before you post your jokes. I hate reposts
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What do you call a m**... who is also a fraud?
Jack the Rip-off.
I got my dog castrated
I got my dog castrated yesterday, it was really expensive and they did a horrible job with it.
It was just a rip-off.
Don't even get me started on Velcro
What a rip-off
Apple just announced a new $500 velcro wristband for the apple watch
Sounds like a rip-off to me
Have you heard about the world's fastest Mohel?
They say he's a rip-off artist
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What do you call a cheap vasectomy?
A b**... ripoff
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23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.
The results of my ancestry came back 85% German and 10% Bavarian/Eastern European, but I know *FOR A FACT* that my grandparents came to the USA from **Argentina!**
