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72 ripoff jokes and hilarious ripoff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ripoff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Ripoff Short Jokes

Short ripoff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ripoff humour may include short scam jokes also.

  1. Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
  2. A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway... He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off.
  3. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off.
    Well, you can't blame them. They don't make much money, they just keep the tips.
  4. This Christian restaurant is a rip-off I ordered the endless buffet and all they gave me were five loaves of bread and two fish
  5. What did the father say when the doctor charged $100 for his son to be circumcised? What a rip-off!
  6. Why should you never trust a cheap circumcision? It's a total ripoff.
  7. I can't believe my doctor charged me $20,000 for a circumcision! He didn't even do it right. What a rip-off.
  8. What do you call a botched circumcision? A total rip-off.
  9. I paid a homeless man 2$ to give me a circumcision Not a pleasant experience... it was a rip-off
  10. What do you call a poor circumcision? A rip-off.

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Ripoff One Liners

Which ripoff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ripoff? I can suggest the ones about fraud and robbed.

  1. PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off.
  2. Never Invest in the Velcro industry. Its a complete ripoff
  3. Bought my wife a cheap waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
  4. LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off.
  5. I bought a book called 2,023 Lighthouses Huge ripoff— there were only 12 in there.
  6. Items that are made from velcro... Are such a rip-off.
  7. My wife paid $50 for a Brazilian waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
  8. Circumcisions are odd. Expensive ones are worth it, while... Cheap ones are ripoffs
  9. Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff.
  10. You should never buy anything with Velcro It's a total ripoff
  11. I paid way too much money for these Velcro pants What a ripoff
  12. I tried using Gorilla Tape for my bikini wax. It was a total rip-off.
  13. What do you call an amateur circumcision? A rip-off
  14. A bought a $200 shirt made entirely of velcro. What a rip-off.
  15. Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off.

Ripoff joke, Never get a cheap circumcision.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ripoff can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ripoff puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Ripoff Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about ripoff you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean theft jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ripoff prank.

I found a doctor who would give me a discount on my son's circumcision.

It was a ripoff.

When I first moved to Sweden.

I was told to expect polar bears and n**... women everywhere. But what a complete rip-off! I haven't seen a single polar bear!

Velcro

I'm doing a project at home and went to the local arts and craft store for 2 metres of Velcro, wow it is so expensive. What a rip-off!

Something tells me a h**... from Superman would be....

...a ripoff

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

I hate buying Velcro.. it's such a ripoff!

Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?

It was a ripoff.

Waxing

Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?
A: Because it was a total rip-off.

A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.

Aloe Akbar.

Velcro...

What a ripoff!

Did you hear about the mohel with no knife?

He was a ripoff.

The prices of getting waxed keep going up and up

it's starting to become a real rip-off.

You wanna know why I don't buy Velcro?

because it's a *rip-off*

You shouldn't buy so much Velcro...

It usually a ripoff

I Never Buy Anything Containing Velcro

It's all a total rip-off

Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision.

I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off.

The rabbi really messed up that circumcision...

It was a total rip-off.

I just got a really terrible circumcision

What a rip-off!

I'm really regretting getting that discount circumcision…

…it was a total rip-off!

You know what I think is a rip-off?

Velcro

Why shouldn't you buy a shirt from Hulk Hogan?

Cause it's probably a rip-off

Velcro is an item of horrible value

It's a rip-off!

Don't waste your money on Velcro....

...it's a rip-off

What do you call a m**... who is also a fraud?

Jack the Rip-off.

Did you hear about the overpriced circumcision?

It was a ripoff.

Apple just announced a new $500 velcro wristband for the apple watch

Sounds like a rip-off to me

Have you heard about the world's fastest Mohel?

They say he's a rip-off artist

What do you call a circumcision gone wrong?

A rip-off

Never buy perforated paper

It's a tearable ripoff

How did you get circumcised? My parents went for the cheap option.

It was a ripoff.

You know what they say about getting cheap circumcisions.

It'll be a rip-off.

The high prices in the stores are like a cheap circumcision...

A rip-off

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A b**... ripoff

23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.

The results of my ancestry came back 85% German and 10% Bavarian/Eastern European, but I know *FOR A FACT* that my grandparents came to the USA from **Argentina!**

Ripoff joke, I can't believe my doctor charged me $20,000 for a circumcision! He didn't even do it right.

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