Riot Jokes

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Why do riot police like to get to work early?

To beat the crowd.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?


JOB OPPORTUNITY: Riot police officers needed. Interviews are being held tomorrow. Come early....

....beat the crowd.

Why did the riot police show up early to the protest?

They wanted to beat the crowd.

How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot?


What do Jews throw when they riot?

Mozeltov Cocktails

Why Aren't There Riots When White People Get Killed?

Because white people have work in the morning.

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

One less than before

How did the orchestra start a riot?

With violins

Why did the riot cop leave for work early?

Because he had to beat the crowds.

Why do the riot police like to go to Black Friday early?

So they can beat the crowd

Rioters are destroying Baltimore.

Don't worry though, all the bookstores are safe.

In St. Louis right now, thought this was appropriate: How many black people does it take to start a riot?


Have you heard of the amputee protest that turned into a riot?

It was out of hand.

My dad who has a really thick Asian accent just asked me..

Did you see the white *super racist* riot in Virginia? He was trying to say **supremacist**. Honestly, he wasn't wrong tho.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why do the riot police show up at concerts early?

To beat the crowd.

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What's a riot?

Three dyslexics

Have you heard the one about the angry mob?

It's a riot.

My French friends said they were taking me out for some fun...

It was a riot!

What do rioting jewish people throw?

Mazel tov cocktails

"Now then" said the warden addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot.....

"I would like to know two things: First: why did you revolt? Second: how did you get out of our cell?" One of the three men stepped forward "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful". "I see. And the cell, what did you use to break the bars?" "Toast" replied the leader,

The riot police are always early.

I hear it helps them beat the crowds.

Did you hear the one about the French Revolution?

It's a riot

When I overheard one of my cashiers tell a customer.

"We haven't had it for a while, and I doubt we'll be getting it soon," I quickly assured the customer that we would have whatever it was she wanted by next week. After she left, I read the cashier the riot act.

"Never tell the customer that we're out of anything. Tell them we'll have it next week," I instructed her. "Now, what did she want?"


These riots remind me of basketball

There are always people stealing, but you can't win without shooting.

What do you call white riot

A protest

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

Why is Riot Games dying?

The company is basically worth Tencents now.

Rioters are like school in July.

No class.

Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight.....

Should be a riot :p

Did you hear about the riot at the Renaissance fair?

There was luting in the streets

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception?

There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!

How many people do the cops need to kill in order to start a riot?


I'm going to St. Louis to do my Black Friday shopping.

I hear the deals are a riot.

I went to Egypt in the summer

It was an absolute riot

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

How many black people do you need for a riot?


Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore?

I hear they're a riot!

Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now?

*Their guns are probably made in China.*

yuk yuk yuk

Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians?

It was a riot.

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