Rio Olympics Jokes
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- What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified.
- This years Olympics in Rio is going to be one of the most steady and relaxing Games in history No one will be Russian.
- What's the difference between the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presedential race? The Olympic competitors are qualified.
- With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth.
- Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was fabricated.
- What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics? Wai Tu Yung
- Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics. He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vault team was getting.
- What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro? zika blyat
- What emerged from the Olympic pools and wreaked havoc in Rio? The Lochte-Mess Monster of coarse.
- How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
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Rio Olympics One Liners
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- Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics? He was on performance-enhancing rug.
- How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected.
- How many people are in Rio for the Olympics? A Brazilian
- They should've let ISIS into the Rio Olympics It could have been a blast.
- I'm an A-Z expert on Olympics now thanks to Rio! From Athletics to zika!
- What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics? Cheer-Rios
- Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics? It was I, **RIO**!!!
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I think we should rename the Water Sports in the Rio Olympics
Secret of the Ooze is more accurate
United States tells the world what they are very good at, by winning their first medal in Rio Olympics.
That's right, it's shooting.
Man, there's so much shady stuff happening in this year's Olympics ...
It's a Rio disappointment.
On Day 2 of the Rio Olympics, USA is leading in silver medals count with 4 silvers.
USA is #1 at #2.