Rinse Jokes

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Funniest Rinse Short Jokes

Short rinse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rinse humour may include short washed jokes also.

1. My mother used to always say "give your food a rinse before you eat it." Lovely woman. Terrible sandwiches.
2. A programmer got stuck in the shower because... The instructions on the shampoo bottle said-
   "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."
3. Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."
4. Why did the computer programmer get stuck in the shower forever? Because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said to "1. Lather 2. Rinse 3. Repeat"
5. You know why washing machines are so good at what they do? Because all they do is rinse and repeat.
6. I once read the directions on the back of my shampoo bottle. It said to wash, rinse, and repeat. They found me passed out in the shower four days later.
7. Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet then rub up and down... Then rinse it one last time and that's
   how you clean a cup.
8. Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower? The directions clearly state: "Rinse, lather, repeat"
9. Called the front desk of our motel and told him "I've gotta leak in the sink." He said "That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."
10. A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ... Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'.

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Rinse One Liners

Which rinse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rinse? I can suggest the ones about hand wash and soak.

1. My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||
2. A programmer got stuck in the shower... because the bottle said rinse and repeat.
3. What does the Batman do after he shampoos? The Dark Knight Rinses
4. Why was the blonde stuck in the shower? "Lather. Rinse. Repeat."
5. Colanders: Hard to rinse out.
6. I'm so poor... I just rinsed off a paper plate.
7. This hurricane won't cause a flood. Only just a floor-rinse.
8. A programmer gets stuck in the shower, Wash, rinse, repeat.
9. My job as a dishwasher is very repetitive Just rinse and repeat.
10. What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain? Washing your w**... on a rinsed cycle.

Howlingly Hilarious Rinse Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about rinse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean washing hands jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rinse pranks.