Ringo Jokes

• Short Ringo Jokes
• Ringo One Liners
• Ringo Starr Jokes
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Funniest Ringo Short Jokes

Short ringo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ringo humour may include short apple jokes also.

1. Paul: "So lads, any idea how we're gonna end 'Hey Jude'"? John: Nah.
   George: Nah.
   Ringo: Nah.
2. The Truth About The Beatles John was the brain
   Paul was the heart
   George was the spirit
   Ringo was the drummer
3. Paul: "So, anybody have any ideas for the last part of 'Hey,Jude'?" John: "Nah."
   George: "Nah."
   Ringo: "Nah."
4. The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs. Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?
   John: Nah.
   George: Nah.
   Ringo: Nah.
5. So The Beatles and their producer, George Martin, were in the studio...... Paul: Any ideas on how to end Hey Jude?
   John: Nah
   George: Nah
   Ringo: Nah
   George Martin: Nah
   Paul: Perfect!
6. Beatles meeting: Paul: Any ideas on the ending for Hey Jude?
   John: Nah.
   George: Nah.
   Ringo: Nah.
7. The Beatles were recording in a studio. John says, "Look! Yoko's here" Paul, George and Ringo say: O no
8. Imagine if I was asked to be a backup for Ringo Starr by the Beatles You may say I'm a drummer but I'm not the only one...
9. Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground.
10. What did Ringo Starr day when he was asked who the most famous person he ever met was? It's a three way tie.

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Ringo One Liners

Which ringo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ringo? I can suggest the ones about john and drummer.

1. What would The Beatles have been called if Ringo never joined? The Beatless
2. what do you call John, Paul and George without Ringo? The Beatless
3. I'm starting an asphalt company on Abbey Road It'll be called Ringo's Tar
4. If you remove Ringo Starr from The Beatles, what do you get? The Beatless
5. Which Beatle wanted to make it big as an entrepreneur? Ringo Startup
6. What do you call a hungry beatle? Ringo Starving
7. What does a Beatles fan say when he loses his ring? "Where'd my ringo?"
8. Anyone hear of the 5th Beatle? Just look at Ringo's nose!

Ringo Starr Jokes

Here is a list of funny ringo starr jokes and even better ringo starr puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr, has passed away... ...the band is now known as "The Beatless".
• I feel sorry for the first drummer of the Beatles. All he got was a s**... street named after him, while Ringo Starr got the love and affection of tens of women.

Cheerful Ringo Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about ringo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bassist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ringo pranks.