Rim Jokes

Funniest Rim Short Jokes

Short rim jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rim humour may include short flush jokes also.

1. Wife: Do men wipe after they pee? Aging husband: Yes. Wipe the floor, wipe the rim, wipe the wall…..
2. I once had 4 blowouts at once, but managed to drive on the metal of my rims from New York to New Jersey. I did pretty good, but the hero of the moment was my car. It worked tirelessly.
3. Why is there a ring of salt around the rim of a margarita glass? To keep the spirits from escaping.
4. Did you hear the one about rim jobs? It's very tongue in cheek.
   -came up with this while trying to fall asleep. Pretty sure it's OC
5. My grandma just walked into my room with a young barista wearing thick rimmed glasses. I said, Who is that?
   Grandma: That's my hip replacement.
6. Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where they need one particular Jaeger to fight Kaijuu? Oh yeah it's called Specific Rim, got it.
7. What it is called when u put smaller size tires on wider rims? Stupidity. It's called stupidity
8. A friend told me "I can't wait to get out of Brooklyn, they took my rims, put the car on bricks" I said "you moved to Brooklyn so you can get a brownstone, now you got 4"
9. Just got kicked out of my second tire shop this morning Wonder what they have against giving me a rim job.....
10. I told my friend she should work at a tire shop... She does the best rim-jobs I've ever had.

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Rim One Liners

Which rim one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rim? I can suggest the ones about stinky and wheel.

1. What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette
2. Did you hear the joke about rim jobs? Its very tongue-in-cheek!
3. What do you call it when the rim of a volcano gets all dirty and smelly? Smagma.
4. DID YOU KNOW....french fries arent cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece *rim shot*
5. Taped 4 pictures of Matthew Broderick to each of my rims. Now I have Ferris Wheels.
6. I gave my rims and tires to a friend and he sold them. He's a wheeler-dealer.
7. I'm selling a piece of gum It's in mint condition
   *rim shot*
8. Would you like a havarti sandwich? No thank you, havarti got a sandwich!
   *rim shot*
9. What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear? 26" rims
10. Why do people buy expensive rims? they're investing in wheel estate.
11. What do you call contributive legwear? Participants
    *Insert rim shot*
12. The edge of my cup has nail-like things... [rim-hooved]
13. I'm not working for Blackberry But i got a RIM job.
14. What do you call a rim job on a plane? Skyrim
15. What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad? Pacific rim

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What funny jokes about rim you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pooping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rim pranks.