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How does captain Jean-Luc Picard excuse himself from a conversation with Will Riker so he can use the restroom?
I have to go, Number One.
Captain Picard has just been to see the latest Hollywood blockbuster, 'Thor: Ragnarok'. He wants to know whether Riker had also seen it, so he asks him...
"Have you seen Thor 3 too, One?"
The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.
"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard
"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".
"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves, and they be completely smitten. Then when they are lulled into a false sense of security, Worf can unleash his suprise attack!"
"But captain, how can you be sure it'll work?"asks Riker
"It's a classic strategy number 1, Worf in sheep's clothing".
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