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A man goes to a restaurant..
A man goes to a restaurant and is ready to order
' So what would you have, sir?'
Yes, I would like to order lasagna please
'Sir.. this is a Chinese restaurant..'
Oh I'm so sorry! I would rike to order the rasagna prease!
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My wife Mei said to me, "You just rike Trump."
"Confident? An alpha male?" I said.
She shook her head.
"Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?"
She looked at the floor and sighed.
"Proud father of - "
"No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose e**...!"
Asian restaraunt
Waitress: what would you like?
Man: I would like a bowl of chili.
Waitress: But sir, this is a chinese restraunt.
Man : oh im so sorry. ( Squints eyes)
I would rike a bowl of chiri
I would like a pizza please
-im sorry sir this is a chinese restaurant
-oh pardon me...ahem... i foud rike e pizzah prease
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What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?
The Chinese rike and the Germans r**....
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