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Can you kill someone with a throwing star?
Shuriken.
Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Why is Empire Strikes Back the best star wars movie?
It's a perfect 5/7.
Why did the match factory burn down?
Because the workers went on strike
I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke
"Hey, can you help me sharpen these throwing stars?"
"Shuriken"
The Biggest Coward
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest coward.
The first kid says," My dad is so scared that when a lightning strikes my dad slides underneath our bed."
The second kid goes," That's nothing, my dad is so scared, that when mummy works night shift, my dad sleeps with the woman next door."
I Hear that Russia is so mad about the US airstrike in syria
That they are seriously considering voting democratic in the next election.
The male bees were unhappy with their lot ...
So they decided to stop fertilizing the Queen. They had the usual demands: larger honey rations, shorter hours, etc. The worker bees tried to negotiate, but it was too late, and the hive never recovered. Thus it became the first beehive destroyed in a drone strike.
Can the ninja throw his ninja stars?
Shurikan
A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies
In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.
20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.
Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"
A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation
Before long they're arguing.
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "Why?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you know what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "Why?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Titanic!"
Chinese man: "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Nearly 200 million Chinese kids are back to school after COVID-19 crisis
Unemployment strikes again
Why does lightning strike in France so often?
Because it follows the path of least resistance.
A piece of string walks into a bar
A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter.
The bartender says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve pieces of string in here, get lost."
Upset, the piece of string walks out the door. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up.
He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. The bartender says, "Oi, aren't you that piece of string from before...?"
"No," says the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot."
I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have.
He said, "shuriken."
If electricity always follows the path of least resistance
Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?
I s**... identify as Counter Strike...
*And I'm globally offended*
I hate it when..
I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,
My white friend in snow,
My Chinese friend in sand,
And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.
Can a ninja throw a star?
Shuriken
When does a hunger strike stop?
When hunger strikes.
I hear you all like bowling jokes in these parts?
Ehhh, strike that. I'll spare you from it
If lightning strikes an orchestra, who is most likely to get hit?
The conductor.
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