Rihanna Jokes

Funniest Rihanna Short Jokes

Short rihanna jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rihanna humour may include short gaga jokes also.

1. I think the most patriotic part of the entire super bowl was Rihanna's halftime performance Because there's nothing more American than for a woman to work while she's pregnant.
2. Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?
   
   Rihanna, mate.
3. My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!
4. Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie...
   
   Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back.
5. Rihanna's take on the meteor A massive meteor has hit Russia injuring hundreds, Rihanna insist that the meteor has changed and deserves a second chance.
6. What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time..
7. One day, Rihanna has amnesia and can't remember anything. She's asked, "What do you think of Chris Brown?" She replies: "Beats me".
8. What do you think Rihanna's favorite part of Chris Brown's music is? The beat? ...or the hook?
9. I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.
10. What did Rihanna say to her grandma when she found out she had dementia? "Oh nana, what's my name?"

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Rihanna One Liners

Which rihanna one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rihanna? I can suggest the ones about chris brown and rihanna and chris brown rihanna.

1. How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same? They're both Black and Decker.
2. what's black, white, and red all over? Rihanna's halftime show.
3. What does Rihanna and onion Rings have in common? They're both battered.
4. What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande
5. I forgot who Rihanna's boyfriend was But then it hit me
6. So chris brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.
7. What do you call a fat Rihanna? Arihanna Grande
8. What do you call an artist bigger than Rihanna? A Rihanna Grande
9. What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me.
10. What singer is known for saying "Hit me baby one more time" Rihanna
11. Why didn't Rihanna date Tommy Wiseau? Because he did not hit her.
12. What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me
13. What happened when Chris Brown bought the mansion next to Rihanna's? \[Ri moved\]
14. Why did Rihanna abandon the Catholic faith? She found love in a Popeless place.
15. Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody.

Chris Brown Rihanna Jokes

Here is a list of funny chris brown rihanna jokes and even better chris brown rihanna puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.
• Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.
• Have you heard the name of Chris Brown's latest album? Chris Brown's Greatest Hits ft. Rihanna
• Has Rihanna heard any Chris Brown songs? Just the hits
• I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders.
  "Beats me!"
• Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her.
• When it comes to early 2000s R&B, nothing beats Rihanna... Except maybe Chris Brown
• What's the difference between the song 'Umbrella', and Chris Brown? One's Rihanna's beats, and the other beats Rihanna.
• Who do you think is better? Rihanna or Chris Brown? I think Chris Brown beats Rhianna, tbh
• If Rihanna were born in July... Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?

Chris Brown And Rihanna Jokes

Here is a list of funny chris brown and rihanna jokes and even better chris brown and rihanna puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits
• Chris Brown and Rihanna walk into a bar... I forgot the punchline.
• Chris Brown attended Rihanna's wedding Whenever she came to the snack bar, he always gave her punch.
• What is Chris Brown's biggest hit? Rihanna (2009)
• Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold.
• What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said "Beats me!"
• I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I guess she's not a one-hit wonder.
• The first time Chris Brown ever laid his eyes on Rihanna he knew that he would someday hit that
• When asked about how Chris Brown deals with Rihanna's infidelity, she replied "Beats me"
• Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person

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