Rihanna Jokes
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- I think the most patriotic part of the entire super bowl was Rihanna's halftime performance Because there's nothing more American than for a woman to work while she's pregnant.
- Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?
Rihanna, mate. - My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!
- Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie...
Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back. - Rihanna's take on the meteor A massive meteor has hit Russia injuring hundreds, Rihanna insist that the meteor has changed and deserves a second chance.
- What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time..
- How did Rihanna know chris brown was cheating on her? She found the other girls lipstick on his knuckles.
- How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
- One day, Rihanna has amnesia and can't remember anything. She's asked, "What do you think of Chris Brown?" She replies: "Beats me".
- Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles.
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Rihanna One Liners
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- How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same? They're both Black and Decker.
- what's black, white, and red all over? Rihanna's halftime show.
- What does Rihanna and onion Rings have in common? They're both battered.
- What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande
- I forgot who Rihanna's boyfriend was But then it hit me
- So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.
- What do you call a fat Rihanna? Arihanna Grande
- Rihanna says that whips and chains excite her... I wonder if her ancestors felt the same
- What do you call an artist bigger than Rihanna? A Rihanna Grande
- What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me.
- What singer is known for saying "Hit me baby one more time" Rihanna
- Why didn't Rihanna date Tommy Wiseau? Because he did not hit her.
- I forgot who Rihanna used to date... ...but then it hit me.
- What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me
- What happened when Chris Brown bought the mansion next to Rihanna's? \[Ri moved\]
Chris Brown And Rihanna Jokes
Here is a list of funny chris brown and rihanna jokes and even better chris brown and rihanna puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you think Rihanna's favorite part of Chris Brown's music is? The beat? ...or the hook?
- I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.
- How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers.
- How did Rihanna know Chris Brown had cheated on her? She saw another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
- I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.
- Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.
- Have you heard the name of Chris Brown's latest album? Chris Brown's Greatest Hits ft. Rihanna
- Has Rihanna heard any Chris Brown songs? Just the hits
- I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders.
"Beats me!" - Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her.
Chris Brown Rihanna Jokes
Here is a list of funny chris brown rihanna jokes and even better chris brown rihanna puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When it comes to early 2000s R&B, nothing beats Rihanna... Except maybe Chris Brown
- What's the difference between the song 'Umbrella', and Chris Brown? One's Rihanna's beats, and the other beats Rihanna.
- Who do you think is better? Rihanna or Chris Brown? I think Chris Brown beats Rhianna, tbh
- If Rihanna were born in July... Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?
- If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits
- Chris Brown and Rihanna walk into a bar... I forgot the punchline.
- Chris Brown attended Rihanna's wedding Whenever she came to the snack bar, he always gave her punch.
- What is Chris Brown's biggest hit? Rihanna (2009)
- Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold.
- Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again.
At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting "I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white".
Hilarious Rihanna Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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Did you know Rihanna plays Dungeons and Dragons?
She went 0-60 in 3.5
I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together.
I guess she's not a one-hit wonder.
Rihanna should date the Sacramento Kings.
They don't beat anybody.
I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna
But i always forget the punch line
Why doesn't Rihanna smoke w**... anymore?
Because she's taken enough hits.
I invented a new game similar to rock paper scissors.
You have 3 cards with a color on one side and white on the other.
You and your opponent choose a card, show it face down (white part), and simultaneously switch it to know the winner.
Every player has 3 cards of 3 different colors, representing some natural elements: Blue, Red and Brown, for Water, Fire and Wood respectively.
Narutally, blue beats red, as water extinguishes fire.
Red beats brown, as fire burns wood.
Brown beats Rihanna.
How did Rihanna know what Lil' Wayne was giving her for Cristmas?
Lil' Wayne was bad at wrapping.
What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown?
She shrugged and said "Beats me!"
Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers?
Because they don't beat anybody.
Rihanna.
Sorry, I put the punch line in the tittle.
What is successful but always beat?
Rihanna
What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?
Oh na na, what's my name?
If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs.
Bees Better Have My Honey
Whats brown and sticky?
My poster of rihanna.
Today I met a feminist
She told me that Rihanna made Eminem's career.
Why did Rihanna abandon the Catholic faith?
She found love in a Popeless place.
What did Rihanna say to her grandma when she found out she had dementia?
"Oh nana, what's my name?"
I heard that Chris Brown entered a Rihanna look-alike competition.
I thought he was insane, but you know what they say. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
The first time Chris Brown ever laid his eyes on Rihanna he knew that he would someday hit that
What was Chris brown's last big hit?
Rihanna
Really frustrating when autocorrect comes up with a *completely* different word just because you typed one letter wrong.
Someone told me there's an easy fix,
I just hope they're Rihanna.
Rihanna wrote a song about crypotcurrency
Bits better have my money
