Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Rights? Well here is a complete list of Rights dad jokes:
Like he's a Muslim or something.
They must be scared of the dark or something.
Because women have no rights.
Feminem.
a lady police officer was reading the miranda rights to the guy being arrested " what ever you say can be and will be held against you"
the guy says "tits"
However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts
At the annual women's rights convention the speaker got up and said "last year we talked about making our husband's do more of the work often considered women's work, let's hear how that went."
First a lady from the USA got up and said "I told my husband I wasn't going to do any more cleaning until he helped. On the first day I didn't see anything, on the second day I didn't see anything, but on the third day he cleaned the whole house from top to bottom." Everyone cheered.
Next a lady from Britain stood up and said "I told my husband I wasn't doing laundry until he helped. On the first day I didn't see anything, on the second day I didn't see anything, but on the third day he not only did his laundry, but mine as well." More cheers.
Then a lady from Australia got up and said "I told my husband I wasn't going to do any more grocery shopping until he helped. On the first day I didn't see anything, on the second day I didn't see anything, but on the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye"
A man gets pulled over for drunk driving by a female police officer.
The female officer proceeds to inform him of his rights, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The man responds, "Boobs."
For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting.
Because women have no rights.
*Sorry of this is rude/offensive and if its a repost, I just wanted to share.*
An airplane.
a lady from Birmingham stood up and said,
"Ladies, last year I vowed to no longer cook for my husband. On the first day, I saw nothing. On the second day, I saw nothing. On the third day, my husband cooked a wonderful meal, and has continued to cook every night since."
She recieved a generous round of applause.
Another lady, from London, stood up next and said,
"Ladies, last year I vowed to no longer wash my husband's clothes. On the first day, I saw nothing. On the second day, I saw nothing. On the third day, my husband washed his clothes *and* mine, and has continued to do so every week since."
She, too, recieved a round of applause.
Finally a lady from Barry (my hometown) stood up to address the audience.
"Ladies, last year I vowed to no longer cook for my husband *or* wash his clothes. On the first day, I saw nothing. On the second day, I saw nothing. On the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
Because they lost all their rights.
But that was before i screwed the pooch.
I guess you could say their work is Pro-Bonobo.
Why do Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"???
Cause black people have no rights...
Im sorry
"Who's there?"
"An interrupting southerner"
"An interrupti-"
"Actually it was about states' rights!"
Because women have no rights.
They had no rights.
She calls herself a Phlegminist.
But i think it's kinda fucked up that they make sweaters out of turtles necks.
for putting a "Women's Rights" book in the the fiction section.
gay rights
Because they have no rights.
Because they have been living under Iraq.
Doesn't matter, they'll never change anything
Take away her rights.
Well, not all of them.
Women's rights covered in mud.
Because it needs some bragging rights.
Two friends meet, both native Russian speakers – as is everyone in this region – but one speaks Russian, and the other insists on speaking Ukrainian.
Why are you speaking Ukrainian? asks one friend. Are you afraid Ukrainian nationalists will come and kill you?
No, comes the reply. I'm afraid if Putin hears me speaking Russian, he will come to 'protect' my rights!
'Malcolm X in the Middle'.
The Que Que Que.
It will be called 'The Orifice'.
Civil Rights Act of 1866
Because black people have no rights.
Martian Luther King jr.
It's how much they rated themselves for the human rights violations
Women's rights.
Women's rights
Girl: Girls have boobs and ass wtf do guys have.
Guy: Rights
Heteros can't marry people of their own sex as well.
Because curiosity killed the cat.
here come the feminists
They have no rights.
They would never make a stand for their rights
...
and gay lefts. Nobody should be persecuted for their political beliefs.
There, but only for show.
Civil Rights
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