Rights Jokes

Funniest Rights Short Jokes

Short rights jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rights humour may include short permission jokes also.

1. Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now. And there's notre dame thing they can do about it.
2. I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl And I gotta say I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.
3. What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team? A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
   Bit of British humour right there ;)
4. Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma
   Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?
5. I used to be Christian.... Her: I used to be Christian.
   Him: It's all right, I don't really care for those sorts of things.
   Her; Thank god! It's so much better now that I'm Christine!
6. What's the hardest thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband's voice just right
7. I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia. She whispered: "They're right behind you."
8. My boyfriend is upset that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
9. "Yoda, are you sure we are heading in the right direction?" Yoda replies: "off course we are"
10. A boomer, a millennial and a zoomer walk into a bar That's right- Gen X just got ignored again.

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Rights One Liners

Which rights one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rights? I can suggest the ones about power and privacy.

1. I know every single digit of pi! I just don't have them in the right order.
2. Texas: Where a virus has reproductive rights and a woman doesn't.
3. It turns out my high school chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.
4. If my wife made a dollar for every sexist joke I make She'd be $.77 richer right now
5. 90 degree is pretty hot for most people, But for mathematicians, it's just right.
6. My friend didn't believe me that Slash was in AC/DC C'mon he is right there in the middle
7. Teacher: what is 4+2? Johnny: 3!
   Teacher: Yes, you are right.
8. I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash
9. What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops
10. What does Chris Rock have on his face right now? Fresh prints!
11. I asked a German girl for her number today. Apparently it is 999-999-9999. Weird right?
12. Two wrongs don't make a right... ...but two Wrights made a plane
13. Yodas Logic Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
    Yoda: Offcourse we are
14. A while back, my father told me an awful dad joke. He said he'd be right back
15. If 2 wrongs DID make a right... You'd need 4 wrongs to invent an airplane.

Womans Rights Jokes

Here is a list of funny womans rights jokes and even better womans rights puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went to see a therapist. I said, "I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."
  He said, "Right. Just pull your pants down for me."
  I said, "No."
  He said, "You're a woman."
• I once had a relationship with a blind woman It was very rewarding but also quite challenging.
  It took me *ages* to get her husband's voice right.
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• A woman is swiping through Tinder at work, and her co-worker say, "Honey, you ain't never gonna find your husband on Tinder." "You may be right," she replied. "I found yours, though."
• The school called a woman and told her: "Your son has been telling lies" "You're right", she replied, "I don't have any kids."
• All men should make coffee for their woman It says it right in the bible: "Hebrew"
• I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now? A woman.
• Man: I'm so jealous of your heart right now Woman: why? Man: because it's pounding inside of you and I'm not .
• Women!!! If a man is alway wrong and a woman is always right, when a man tells a woman she is right is he wrong or right?
• A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on.
• Went on a date with a non-partisan woman I gave it to her right down the middle.

Women Rights Jokes

Here is a list of funny women rights jokes and even better women rights puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I got fired from my job at the library... Apparently the book on women's rights doesn't belong in the fiction section.
• What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem.
• Ray rice doesn't believe in giving women rights. However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts
• I got kicked out of the library today I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section
• When God created women... He told them: "Women from all the corners of the world should have equal rights to men."
  Ironically he made the Earth round.
• What does the r in women stand for? Rights
• Lads if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups... And ask to speak to the man in charge.
• Survey gone wrong.. or right?? On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'
• You wanna know why I got kicked out of the library? I moved all of the women's rights books to the fiction section.
• A women at a women's right protest got mad at me because I told her that women sometimes can't do the jobs that men can do She then got her boyfriend to beat me up

States Rights Jokes

Here is a list of funny states rights jokes and even better states rights puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL Calaway's Law states that "the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer." Now we wait.
• My girlfriend said we should split up. When I asked why, she responded I'm just not in a good state right now so I responded, Utah?
• I'm absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now Florida. I live in Florida.
• I don't care where states are located If Oklahoma was right next to Maine that would be ok by me.
• State of the world right now! Young People have Energy and Time...But No Money
  Adults have Energy and Money...But No Time
  Old People have Time and Money... But No Energy
• TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question.
• Just received an e.mail stating $50 dollars to see Cardi B. live. I'm probably not the right person to spam for these types of ransoms.
• Everything is a states rights issue with Donald Trump. Whatever he states is right. ba-dum-tsssssssssssssss. I'll be here Til Tuesday. In case Aimee is looking for me.
• Socialism never hurt anyone The very minute it starts killing people and trampling human rights it's no longer socialism it's 'state capitalism'
• My dad was trying to tell me that Republicans want liberty and justice for their rear ends His exact words were "their pro-states rights"

Parental Rights Jokes

Here is a list of funny parental rights jokes and even better parental rights puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents for example.
• Two wrongs don't make a right... ...For example, your parents.
  (Saw this spray painted on the back of a van. No idea if it's from something)
• Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman.
• I told my kids I wanted to be a trans-parent They knew I was joking because they could see right through me
• Hey kid, you're an orphan right? Yes sir, what gave me away?
  Your parents.
• How can you tell with 100% certainty that a parent is treating their kid right? The kids cage is cleaned regularly.
• My parents are really mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right Bottom Text because you can't post title only jokes
• My parents kicked me out of the house because I came out of the closet. They thought I moved out three years ago, but I've been hiding in there waiting for the right time to come out.
• Two wrongs don't make a right... ...just look at your parents.
• [OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids? Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Bill Of Rights Jokes

Here is a list of funny bill of rights jokes and even better bill of rights puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Imagine if Elon Musk got married to Bill Gates and took his name... Yeah no, you're right... 'Elon Gates' is a stretch.
• Bill Clinton right now, texting Monica Lewinsky "You up?"
• Where was Bill Clinton during his presidency? He was right between the Bushes.
• Go green and cut your energy bills in half! install a wind turbine on your head that runs on all the jokes that whoosh right over it
• Right to Ignore Being president is like running a cemetery: You've got a lot of people under you, and nobody's listening.
  Bill Clinton
• First Bill Cosby, then Weinstein, now Kevin Spacey? Spongebob is next. Calling it right now.
• who needs a bill of rights...? Im bill and im right!!!
• I got so many bills to pay, I even got to pay: The Bill of Rights

Happy Rights Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about rights you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean equality jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rights pranks.