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1. My dads a women's rights activist. Your dad? Not your mum?
   No, dad wouldn't allow that.
   *Courtesy of u/hihellow*
2. Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.
3. I got fired from my job as an animal rights activist All I said was that sometimes it feels like you're beating a dead horse when you try to get people to donate
4. A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.
5. A pirate is sitting at a bar... In walks in a civil rights activist, a communist, and a dog.
   The pirate says, "Well, today's my lucky day! X, Marx, and the Spot!"
6. I'm an activist for mens' rights... ...to wear decent looking pants. You could say I'm a slack-tivist!
7. Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm. They say they are going to release thousands of turkeys into the wild...
   as soon as they've defrosted
8. My driving instructor is a civil rights activist Her driving course is called Rosa Parks cars
9. Why are so many gay rights activists mechanics? Because they're happy to take on trans-missions

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Rights Activist One Liners

Which rights activist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rights activist? I can suggest the ones about rights freedoms and social justice warrior.

1. What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan
2. What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King
3. What do you call a white civil rights activist? Talcum X
4. What does a men's rights activist usually drink? White whine.
5. what do you call an animal rights activist that loves children? a peta-phile
6. What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr.
7. What do you call a cat rights activist organisation? 9 lives matter!
8. Why can't a paraplegic become an activist? They can't stand up for what's right.
9. Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat.
10. What director to Mens Rights Activists love? M'Knight Shamylan
11. What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy.
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12. Where do Men's Rights Activists get there water? From a well, actually.
13. mens rights activists

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