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46 rig jokes and hilarious rig puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rig that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make everyone chuckle with these hilarious, original jokes about oil rigs, big rigs, drill rigs, hauling, ballots, and trucks. Laugh out loud and learn something new about these everyday topics with these funny and witty rig jokes.

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Funniest Rig Short Jokes

Short rig jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rig humour may include short haul jokes also.

  1. Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic. She's an essential oil worker now.
  2. I think this 'Miss Universe' contest is rigged. I mean, every one of the contestants is from Earth.
  3. Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls.
  4. Did you hear about the actor who only won an award because of the Italian mafia? It turns out they really know how to rig a Tony.
  5. Just watched a movie where a mad scientist rigs a DeLorean to time travel and he paints everything purple, it's called... "Back to the Fuschia"
  6. My friend went into a suntanning competition but it was rigged Because all the contestants got bronze
  7. What are you called when you're rich and in a hurry to rig the U.S. election? A Russian Oligarch.
  8. What did the owner of the mining rig say to his workers after they blasted the rock and found gold underneath? Wow this really blew up! Thanks for the gold!
  9. Donald Trump Was Right About Two Things 1. That every poll which showed him inevitably losing were incorrect
    and
    2. That the results were rigged
  10. This is rigged! Wife to Husband :
    Will you take me out for dinner in the evening? Your options are:
    A) Yes
    B) A
    C) B

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Rig One Liners

Which rig one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rig? I can suggest the ones about truck and ford.

  1. There's a movie coming out about a big rig truck. Have you seen the trailer?
  2. I have the most boring job of all... I run an oil drill rig.
  3. Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*
  4. Why cant you trust Italians at an award ceremony? They've been known to rig a Tony
  5. What did the hole in the ground say to the oil rig? I'm bored
  6. Coin flipping contests are rigged! Just a heads up.
  7. What do you call a Hammerhead Shark who's operating a Drill Rig? A Flathead Screw driver.
  8. The truth about oil drilling The system is rigged
  9. What kind of coffee machine does James Bond use? A Q-rig
  10. I think my coins are rigged... I'm never gettin' any head
  11. Why did the muslim guy rig a competition? So he could win Allah the prizes.
  12. What do you call a rigged carnival? An UnFair.
  13. I went up north to drill oil, didn't get payed Turns out, it was all rigged.
  14. I think my communist theory test was rigged Everyone got the same marx
  15. What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian? That rig a Tonys.

Oil Rig Jokes

Here is a list of funny oil rig jokes and even better oil rig puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So you know how all those oil companies make a bunch of money? I was thinking. Surely it must be rigged, right?
  • why did the oil rig workers all leave Fort Mcmurray? They were fired..

Big Rig Jokes

Here is a list of funny big rig jokes and even better big rig puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My Grandpa died doing what he loved. Driving his big rig, that nursing home didn't know what hit them.
  • Are you a big rig salesman? Cause you gave me a semi.
  • A trucker cheated to win a poker tournament... It was a big rig.
  • What do you call a black truck driver? Big-rig n**....

Drill Rig Jokes

Here is a list of funny drill rig jokes and even better drill rig puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Q: How can you tell an Oregon fan is on location at a drilling rig? A: He’s the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about rig can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of rig puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Rib-Tickling Rig Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about rig you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean oil jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make rig prank.

A truck driver sees a n**... man tied to a tree off to the side of the road.

He pulls his rig to the side and approaches the man. The man says to him, "Oh, thank God you're here. I pulled into a gas station to get some gas. I was robbed at gun point, thrown into the trunk of my car and then driven here. Then they stripped me of all of my clothes, took my wedding ring and drove off."
The truck driver shook his head, lowered his fly and said, "This just isn't your day, is it."

My mom won't let me use the computer

Every time she catches me on it she slams my face against the keyboard!!!
It's okay though she's not home rig.. '(3rdsktrsfye:20rfees,.wee$tberg,

Skydiving humor

A news reporter was doing a story about skydiving and so he visited a drop zone and went for a ride on the plane to watch everyone jump. One of the plane's engines quit and all the skydivers immediately went out the door. Then the pilot put on his own parachute rig and headed toward the open door himself. The reporter yelled "What's happening? Is everything all right?" and the pilot said "Don't panic. I'm going to get help."

Did you hear about the Italian that wanted to cheat the Broadway award voting?

He wanted to rig a Tony.

Billy Bob parked his rig in Florida for a few days before driving back home. He was about to dive into the surf but figured he'd better check out the alligator situation with the townsfolk. "Nope, no gators here," a local as- sured him.

Billv Bob had swum out 50 led before his
brain kicked in again. "Hey. how come there
ain't no gators in here?" he yelled back to the
guy onshore.
"Because they're afraid of the sharks," came
the reply.

I keep hearing about how the Washington r**... name is offensive. Well, if they really want to be offensive, they should change their name to the Riggers.

You know, because politicians rig elections.

I remember how my uncle died..

Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM!
Cancer.

Did you hear ISIS blew up their first Italian recruit in a s**... b**... today?

They decided to rig a Tony

I was voted most likely to succeed in high school

Oh really, I was voted most likely to rig a school election

What would cause the primary model to fail?

If the creator were to forget to rig it!

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