Riding Hood Jokes
19 riding hood jokes and hilarious riding hood puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about riding hood that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Riding Hood Short Jokes
Short riding hood jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The riding hood humour may include short riding in car jokes also.
- Why was the woodman able to save little red riding hood and her grandma so quickly? Because he knew "Inside every wolf there are two people..."
- I really want to date the Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. I heard she's an animal in bed.
- Red Riding Hood was attacked on her way to grandma's house. Paramedics are on the scene but she's not out of the woods yet.
- Little Red Riding Hood was involved in an accident. Paramedics are on the scene but she's not out of the woods yet.
- First dirty joke I ever learned...from my mother Little Red Riding Hood: Mr. Big Bad Wolf, are you going to eat me whole?
Mr. Big Bad: No, when I come to that part, I am going to spit it out. - Regarding Little Red Riding Hood: Wolves can't be all bad if they'll eat your grandmother Even Grandpa won't do that.
- Why did Red Riding Hood stop running from the Big Bad Wolf? She was tired of being chaste.
- A female midget FBI agent went undercover to bust a drug gang by sleeping with gang members. She was known as the Little Fed Riding Hood.
- [Joke] What do you call a g**... her period who is riding a bicycle through the ghetto? "Little red ride in hood"
- Little Red Riding Hood and the s**... Master. As a victim to be, I need to get closer to the Big Bad Wolf disguised as my grandmother so that he has a better user experience when he eats me.
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Riding Hood One Liners
Which riding hood one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with riding hood? I can suggest the ones about riding and riding horse.
- The Big Bad Wolf slid into her DMs Read Riding Hood
Giggle-Inducing Riding Hood Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about riding hood you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean riding motorcycle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make riding hood pranks.
Little Red Riding Hood walks alone through the dark forest.
Suddenly she hears a rustling behind a thick bush.
She pushes the branches and bushes aside and suddenly the big bad wolf is sitting in front of her.
"Oh, bad wolf. Why do you have such big red eyes?"
"Get out of here. I'm p**...!"
What's the difference between a wicker basket and wicker box?
Wicker basket is what Little Red Riding Hood carried to Grandma's house.
Wicker box is what Elmer Fudd does to his girlfriend on special occasions.
Red Ridin' Hood's Grandma
One day Little Red Riding Hood was walking to her grandmother's house. She knocks on the door, but all she hears is screams. So she throws open the door and sees the Big Bad Wolf and her grandmother in the bed. She exclaims, "Grandma, are you alright? I thought the Big Bad Wolf was eating you!" The grandmother replies, "He was, until you showed up."
Three software engineers...
...are riding in a truck that breaks down. They get out, and tries to see what he can see under the hood, but doesn't know anything about cars, another calls a tow truck and waits, and the third says "I don't know what's wrong, let's just get back in the car and see if it happens again"
A teacher asks her class.
Teacher: "Can any tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"
Little Johnny: "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."
Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer is Maid Marion."
Johnny: "But miss in the song it says, Robin Hood, Robin Hood,
riding Trudy Glen."
Robin Hood
The teacher asked "Who can tell me the name of Robin Hood's love?". Little Billy raised his hand and said "It's Trudy Glen miss". The teacher says "No that's not right Billy, the correct answer is Maid Marian." Billy says: "That's not true miss. In the song it says.. Robin Hood Robin Hood Riding Trudy Glen"
What is the name of Robin Hoods girlfriend?
Says one man to another. The second replies, it's maid Marian, isn't it? . The first man scoffs and replies absolutely not, her name is Trudy Glenn.
At this point the second man is beyond confused and questions the statement I disagree, I can't say I've ever heard of her.
The first man says haven't you heard the song? To which he is replied to with what song?
'Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glenn.'
Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed.
Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma, what big eyes you have!"
Grandma: "The better to see you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what big ears you have!"
Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what a big mouth you have!"
Grandma: "Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!"