Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, "Is that poop in your hand?!"
....get your drunk ass off the carousel.
The driver said,
"I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."
Then I said, "Turn Left.
Get your drunk as off the carousel.
Get your stoned ass off the merry-go-round.
. . . Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
What do you do when you are riding a horse, and you look to the left and see a running lion, and you look to the right and see a running giraffe?
**Get off the merry-go-round, you're drunk**
You're riding your horse along a narrow road and to your right there's a steep cliff. There's another rider to your left threatening to run you off the edge. You try to speed up but there's another rider in front of you, and when you look behind you a third rider is closing in as well. You're stuck in a harrowing high speed chase and must figure out how to escape quickly before your pursuers run you off the steep cliff to your death. So, **what do you do?**
You get your drunk ass off the carousel you drunk piece of shit you're scaring the kids.
but that would be half-assed.
.....and the captain is talking to us on the loudspeaker about the weather and all of that stuff. He then proceeds to say, "You know what I could use? A blowjob and some coffee." without realizing the intercom is still turned on. The stewardess begins walking towards the cockpit to inform him that he left the intercom on, and I hear someone say, "Don't forget the coffee!"
When I entered a small forest in the valley a deer showed up in the middle of the road, and in spite of all of my maneuvering I crashed in to it and flew into a ditch going along the road and passed out. When I woke up and climbed up back to the road i saw a beautiful old cabriolet with a hot brunette sitting in it in a blouse. According to the size of her tits, I'm probably in Paradise I thought.
- Are you alright? It looks like you have a couple of bad scratches. I can get you to my place so I can clean and bandage them up.
- Oh thanks, I'm alright. And my wife will probably be against.
- I also have very good painkillers, I think you might want to have some.
After a few seconds of hesitating, I jumped into her car saying to myself my wife definitely will not like this and we took of. When we've got to her place, and she finished the bandaging, I immediately stood up and headed to the exit
- I'm very thankful, but I should leave now, otherwise my wife will kill me
- Don't be sow silly she said, you should stay for a little longer
When I turned around to say my finale goodbye, she was already half naked, exposing probably the best tits in the world !!!
- I would have liked to, but my wife will definitely kill me !
- What is wrong with you ? I mean, where is your wife right now so you are so scared of her ?!?
- I don't know, probably still in that ditch with my motorcycle
He said it only slowed him down.
Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk.
It lifts spirits
You wait around to find a nice taxi, but none appear.And then all of a sudden, you see this giant non-appealing thing lumber towards you. You give up your hopes and pay then fee of 1.50 and enter the massive doors that, over the years have been modified to fit fairly large occupants. For the next 20 or so minutes,it's a very bumpy ride, stop and go. Then you realize there have been elderly, handicapped, both physically and mentally, spewing their bodily fluids everywhere. Then when you get were you needed to go, you immediately regret it. And then you never see the exact same bus again.
If this joke was terrible, it's because it was both original and my first, all let myself out.
The Mega-sore-ass.
...let's be on a steer.
If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.
Get off your high horse.
I'm just always waiting to get off
Get off the carousal, you're drunk.
They're both fun until your friends catch you
A guy was driving down the highway blond girlfriend when she said to him,
"I think those people in the car next to us are from another country".
"Why is that?" he said.
"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, ...stit ruoy su wohs".
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
Props to the radio station I heard this on today.
It does feel great at the time, but if you make a mistake it's really really bad.
They are both hare raising.
The cigarette.
You get your drunk ass off the carousel!
Instant car chase.
On your right the ground drops off sharply, and on your left is a rhino keeping pace with you. You check behind you and see a kangaroo chasing you. You're filled with fear as you realize that you might be hurt. What do you do to get out of this dangerous situation?
Get your drunk ass off the merry go round.
Theyre both kinda fun but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.
At least he wont be hamless.
A man, in *curve*, skids.
I feed him well and make sure his skin looks nice. His hooves have that nice deep colour.
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