Ridin Jokes
20 ridin jokes and hilarious ridin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ridin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short ridin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ridin humour may include short heist jokes also.
- Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg" - Knock knock Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin. Patrollin tryna catch me ridin dirty
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What funny jokes about ridin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ridin pranks.
Riding in car with hubby and 80-yo mom; mom asks why the US flag at Mickey Ds is…
…half staff. Without missing a beat, hubby says its because the ice cream machine is down. I facepalm as my mom asks when that became a thing. 🤦♀️
I was riding the bus when I got tapped on the shoulder…
An old lady says to me, Would you like a nut?
I chuckled and said, Sure, thanks.
A couple of minutes after eating the nut, another tap on the shoulder. Would you like another nut?
Well, after eating a couple more nuts from the old gal I finally turned around and asked her, Why do you have nuts if you keep giving them to me?
She replied, I only like the chocolate around them.
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Riding a horse can be difficult. You could always choose to ride a mule instead...
but that would be half-assed.
I was riding in my friend's car today when I noticed he didn't have a brake pedal.
He said it only slowed him down.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
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After riding my bike for three hours I discovered a new dinosaur
The Mega-sore-a**....
Riding horses is fun and all, but...
...let's be on a steer.
What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?
If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.
Riding you is like riding a plane
I'm just always waiting to get off
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What do you say to someone riding a s**... horse?
Get off your high horse.
What does riding a roller coaster have in common with breeding rabbits?
They are both hare raising.
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Riding a motorcycle is like having s**... without a c**....
It does feel great at the time, but if you make a mistake it's really really bad.
How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?
The cigarette.
Sometimes when I'm riding in an über, I like to request another über.
Instant car chase.
I was riding to Thanksgiving with my Father in Law and we saw a homeless person. My father in law said "Quick, throw him a piece of ham"
At least he wont be hamless.
I was riding a bus to Russia
I was riding a bus to Russia but as soon as we entered Russia the bus started riding us.
Riding a car...
A man, in *curve*, skids.
Riding a big girl is like riding a moped...
Its okay until someone sees you
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Riding the Bus for the First Time is Like Losing Your Virginity to a Cheap h**....
You wait around to find a nice taxi, but none appear.And then all of a sudden, you see this giant non-appealing thing lumber towards you. You give up your hopes and pay then fee of 1.50 and enter the massive doors that, over the years have been modified to fit fairly large occupants. For the next 20 or so minutes,it's a very bumpy ride, stop and go. Then you realize there have been elderly, handicapped, both physically and mentally, spewing their b**... fluids everywhere. Then when you get were you needed to go, you immediately regret it. And then you never see the exact same bus again.
If this joke was terrible, it's because it was both original and my first, all let myself out.
