Ridiculously Jokes
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Funniest Ridiculously Short Jokes
Short ridiculously jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ridiculously humour may include short hysterically jokes also.
- This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
- Shark Tank *on shark Tank*
Sharks: what's your idea?
Me: ridiculously wide sunglasses
Shark 1: I'm out
Shark 2: I'm out as well
Hammerhead shark: tell me more - My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much. That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
- Latvian Joke. What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? - I just got fired from my job in Museum They said they're not happy with my work here, which is ridiculous, i only worked here for 2 days and already sold 2 picassos.
- Sir you don't need to be tailgating me I'm already going 55mph in a 35mph zone And the lights on top of your car look ridiculous
- A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey. He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"
- Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
Also, salesman die of malnourish. - I can't stand everyone ridiculing me for being a cannibal... I just get so fed up with people.
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Ridiculously One Liners
Which ridiculously one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ridiculously? I can suggest the ones about absurd and drastically.
- I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it.
- I found a spider in my shoes. He looked ridiculous, they're way too big for him.
- There were 10 in the bed & the little one said... "These Medicare cuts are ridiculous."
- What does iPhone Xr stand for? eXpensive and Ridiculous
- What is the most ridiculous and funniest investment scheme ever? A Punzi scheme.
- I know a store that sells tennis equipment at ridiculously high prices. What a racket!
- The word diputseromneve may look ridiculous
- I don't like being ridiculed for having a bad vocabulary. It makes me indigenous.
- A feminist told me to stop adjectifying women I told her to stop being ridiculous
- What is the most ridiculous medical condition? Radiculopathy
- I used to go out with a Welsh girl that had 36DD's. It was a ridiculously long name
- I had a dream that I was ridiculously light and was floating everywhere. I was like 0mg.
- What is by far, the most ridiculous rock? Obsurdian.
- What do you call a discount store in China Ri-dic-u-lous
- Why does an elephant have 4 Feet? Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
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What funny jokes about ridiculously you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wildly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ridiculously pranks.
Trouble with the car
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I"ll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the pool."
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They told me I have to do s**... harassment training at work
Which is ridiculous, I'm already very good at it.
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Usain Bolt goes to a golf course...
He turns up and walks into the clubhouse to get his membership and play a round.
The receptionist says 'Sorry Sir, we don't allow black people in this golf club.'
'That is ridiculous, its 2014 and you don't allow black people in your golf club?'
'Please don't make a scene Sir, there is another gold club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in.'
'But I'm Usain Bolt!'
'OK then, 2 minutes.'
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As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this blonde in a short skirt, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers:
"Hey cheeky!" She said as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls' skirts isn't it?"
"That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam." I said sternly. "I don't even work here."
A reporter was interviewing a 102-year-old woman
"What's the secret to your longevity?", he asked.
"Simple. The biggest cause of aging is stress, and the biggest cause of stress is arguing with people. So I never argue with anyone."
The reporter laughed. "That's ridiculous. That can't be the real reason."
The old lady smiled and nodded. "You're probably right."
