Ridge Jokes
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge
And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"
And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"
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My none-too-bright mate had an accident on a building site when a slate fell off the roof and sliced his ear off…
Here it is said one of the lads working with him holding up what looked like a b**... walkers ridge crisp.
My mate shook his head No, that's not it, mine had a pencil tucked behind it
I met a man on the London bridge joke
As the sun set on the ridge, he tipped his hat and drew his name and cheated at the guessing game.
What was the man’s name?
The man’s name is Andrew.
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A Russian Cossack, an American Cowboy, and a Mexican Bandito are sitting on a ridge getting drunk at their camp.
After some merriment, the Cossack rises to his feet, throws his bottle of v**... into the air, pulls out his p**... and shoots it and says "Ah, we have too much of that in my country anyway." The Bandito looks at the bottle of tequila in his hand, then throws it, pulls his p**..., shoots it out of the air, and says "Ay, we have too much of that in *my* country." The Cowboy then stands up, shoves the Bandito off the edge of the ridge, and shoots him in the back as he falls. He then turns to the startled Cossack and says...
"Sonuvabitch killed my father."
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Two guys are playing a round of golf
They're on the green of one hole just over a hill when they hear a crack from the fairway behind them. A ball sails over the ridge and lands near the two golfers. One says to the other,
Hey I've got an idea. Let's put the ball in the hole and give the guy a hole in one.
So they take the ball and put it in the hole. Minutes later a guy comes running over the ridge and asks if the guys had seen where his ball went.
o**... replies,
Yes it came right over the ridge, bounced once, and went right in the hole!
Great! the guy says, That gives me a 9!
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