Rider Jokes

Funniest Rider Short Jokes

Short rider jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rider humour may include short raider jokes also.

1. My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking.
2. Ringwraiths My daughter watching Lord of the rings:
   D: So the hobbits call the nazgul the black riders right?
   Me: yeah
   D: the nazgul are like: 'yo, that's wraithist'
   Cue facepalm.
3. If a Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, and Daredevil should be called Batman, what should Batman be called? Inspector Gadget
4. What does Johnny Depp, Dave Pirner and Matt Damon have in common? They were all Winona Riders.
5. There's just one reason the car from the Dukes of Hazzard isn't as good as the car from Knight Rider... General Lee speaking
6. You know those single rider lines at Disney land, Yeah I got kicked off one, because apparently it's not a place to meet other single riders.
7. So nicolas cage plays the human Johnny Blaze... But Nicolas Rib-Cage plays the ghost rider
8. Two ADV riders camping out in a tent. One of them crawls out to pee before bed. Comes back all wet. The other rider asks if it's rainy outside. "No - it's windy!"
9. How can you tell when a Gold Wing rider is having an affair? His helmet doesn't match the passengers.
10. I just bought a replica of the Knight Rider car. The previous owner said it was a *KITT* car.

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Rider One Liners

Which rider one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rider? I can suggest the ones about ranger and ruler.

1. What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's? Medieval Knievel
2. KITT from Knight Rider is writing a biography It's an autobiography.
3. What do bull riders and I have in common? We both struggle to last 8 seconds
4. My wife says I should be a bull rider... Since I'm lucky to last 8 seconds...
5. How do people at rodeos heckle the riders? Moooo!
6. Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
7. What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital? An Ambulance Armstrong
8. What is Eminem's least favorite superhero? Ghost rider
9. Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
   He was a rough rider!
10. What did the bmx rider say to his girlfriend ? I wheelie like you
11. Inclusion Rider? I Barely even inclusion Know 'er!
12. If Ghost Rider was arrested... He'd be put in a Nicholas Cage
13. What was the last thing the bike rider remembered? Waking up in the hospital.
14. What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider
15. I passed gas this morning on the subway but the other riders gave it back.

Hilarious Rider Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about rider you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rover jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rider pranks.