Ridd Jokes
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Riddle: A King has 3 cups in front of him. The first two cups are full, the third cup is empty. What is the King's name??
King Philip III
More of a riddle, actually.
I happen once a year, but twice a week.
You can easily find me in a store, but you won't see me in a mall.
What am I?
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A riddle for the day
A riddle for the day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!
Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?
"M-my parents?"
"No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
Riddle me this: What's Hot N Red, Best in Bed?
A bag of Flamin' Hot cheetos cause I'm alone
Why are riddles about trees so hard?
Because they always leave you stumped!
Riddle: What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?
A dead bird
Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?
The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.
What's the riddle?
What has a foot but no legs?
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A riddle
Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head?
Yeah, I know, too easy right?
It's Jar Jar Binks
[Riddle] See H side by side, you are inside. If you are in IT, you are E.
Church Furniture
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A riddle for today
A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
[The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)
what do all riddles that make it to the front page have in common?
Riddle: what gets more used up the more you fill it?
Op's mom!
Oh wait.. hang on
Riddle: I advise others to do this, but never do it myself. What is my advice?
Make sure she's 18 before doing the deed.
Want to know a riddle?
Voldemort
Riddle, you see a guy
You see a guy on the street talking to himself. What's his nationality?
He's a Babylonian.
Riddles are weird.
If you think about them too much, they get rid of your brain.
Your welcome
Riddle me this
What animal is the best example of a split personality?
Answer: an amoeba
Riddle Me This.
What bread has a center that you cannot eat?
Doughnut.
Here's a riddle for you:
A teenage boy walks underneath his school and meets a ghost and his pet snake. There's your Riddle.
Riddle
Coffee you drink when you wake up early to go hunting for hidden pokemon.
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Ridd One Liners
Which ridd one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ridd? I can suggest the ones about nationality and fly.
- What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA? Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.
