Rico Jokes

Funniest Rico Short Jokes

Short rico jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rico humour may include short gees jokes also.

1. If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We's have a prime number of states and finally be one nation, indivisible
2. The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. "It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces", said Rico, age 6.
3. With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible.
4. Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.
5. People say comedy comes from a sad place... Just got back from Puerto Rico and I'm still unfunny.
6. A reporter was interviewing Hurricane Irma. Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"
   Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!"
7. So I decided to visit Puerto Rico.... ....honestly not impressed, I'd only give them one star.
8. BREAKING NEWS: Snails in Puerto Rico losing their homes just as badly as the people. But with limited relief resources, they will have to slug it out for awhile.
9. Heard something on NPR that made me come up with this joke....What do you call it when the President can send you to war but you can't vote for the President? Puerto Rico.
10. What did Puerto Rico say upon winning a gold medal in the olympics? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Rico One Liners

Which rico one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rico? I can suggest the ones about puerto rico and trombone.

1. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico? A PR disaster
2. Hello...is your refrigerator running? I guess you're not in Puerto Rico.
3. America is going to help Puerto Rico Just despacito
4. Puerto Rico wants to be a state... but it has no power
5. As Hurricane Irma approaches, we have to ask: Puerto Rico? More like Muerto Rico
6. What state does Puerto Rico want to be? Fifty-Juan.
7. What bandage does Rico Rodriguez use? Just Gauze.
8. Where do pigs go on vacation? Puerco Rico
9. Why will Jesus be in Puerto Rico in nine months? Because Maria and Jose were hitting it.
10. Jenga must not be very popular in Puerto Rico Nobody knows how to pull out.

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What funny jokes about rico you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orphanage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rico pranks.