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Laugh along with the best of Ricky Gervais jokes! From his iconic characters like Jane, Rudy, and Richie, to his hilariously irreverent jokes, these Ricky Gervais jests will make you chuckle. Enjoy these funny jokes with the help of a funny picture for an extra dose of humor.
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- Is this allowed here? Stephen Colbert: Are you afraid of artificial intelligence taking over?
Ricky Gervais: I'd love for any intelligence to take over. - What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at a show "I don't want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs. So next time, buy two seats"
- I wish people would stop jumping on James Corden for stealing Ricky Gervais' joke.... This could permanently damage his career, and we need to remember he's got a wife and three chins to support.
- Ricky sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet" - Rest In Hoohah Did you guys hear Ellen DeGeneres died?
They found her face down in Ricki Lake. - Have you guys heard about Ricky Martin's new line of coffee? It's called, livin' la vida mocha
- Lots of famous people here tonight. I mean, legends, iconic. This table alone. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro. Baby Yoda—oh, that’s Joe Pesci, sorry.
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Ricky One Liners
Which ricky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ricky? I can suggest the ones about cornflakes and chapel.
- Why does Ricky Hatton not have a PS4? Because he's an Xboxer.
- Ricky Martin's endorsing a new diet Livin La Vida Locarb
- My neighbours allways listens to ricky martains livin la vida loca If they like it or not
- Ricky Gervais on the new Godzilla movie... Goddoesnotexistzilla
- TIL Ellen almost drowned last month. They found her face down in Ricki Lake.
- The world got to see James Corden as a fat p**.... He was also in the movie Cats.
- Who is s**...'s favorite talk show host? Ricky Rake
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A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away
What you were really w**... about...I mean thinking about.
-Ricky Gervais
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A woman runs into a police station and shouts, "Help, I've been graped!"
The officer on duty replies, "Do you mean r**...?"
"No there were a bunch of them"
After his rich uncle's death, he was very anxious about his uncle fortune.
"Am I mentioned in the will?" he asked repeatedly.
"Of course you are," replied the solicitor.
Right here in the second page your uncle says:
"To my niece Sally, I bequeath $123,000; to my cousin Thomas, $55,000; and to my nephew Ricky, who was always asking too know if he's mentioned in my will, HELLO RICKY - I didn't forget to mention your name, did I?"
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Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture.
It will be called 'The o**...'.
Ricky Nelson would be proud
I had a dream the other night. I was at an Italian restaurant, as I was walking in unnoticed Lou Abbot and Mary Tyler Moore waiting to be seated and Corey Hart was leaving having already ate. I made a gesture and said Hello Mary, Lou, and goodbye Hart.
The Irishman was amazing.
Long, but amazing. It wasn’t the only epic movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew’s like, “Come on, Leo, mate. You’re nearly 50, son.”
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So if you do win an award tonight don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech.
You’re in no position to lecture the public, about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So, if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and f**... off.
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Apple roared into the TV game with The Morning Show, a super drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China. You say you’re woke, but the companies you work for, it’s unbelievable—Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service, you’d call your agent.
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This is the last time I’m hosting these awards.
I don’t care anymore. I’m joking: I never did. NBC clearly don’t care either. Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars because of some offensive tweets. Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English, and they’ve no idea what Twitter is. I got offered this gig by fax.
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All the best actors have jumped to Netflix and HBO.
And the actors who just do Hollywood movies do fantasy adventure nonsense. They wear masks and capes, and really tight costumes. Their job isn’t acting anymore. It’s going to the gym twice a day and taking steroids. Have we got an award for most ripped j**...?
I came here in a limo tonight, and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman.
It’s her daughter I feel sorry for. That must be the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to her, and her dad was in Wild Hogs.
Martin Scorsese, the greatest living director, made the news for his comments about Marvel movies.
He said they’re not real cinema and they remind him of theme parks. I agree, although I don’t know what he’s doing hanging around theme parks. He’s not big enough to go on the rides.
Nobody cares about movies anymore.
No one goes to the cinema, no one really watches network TV. Everyone’s watching Netflix. This show should just be me coming out going “Well done, Netflix. You win—everything.” But no, we’ve got to drag it out for three hours. You could binge watch the entire first season of After Life instead of watching this show. That’s a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife dies of cancer, and it’s still more fun than this. Spoiler alert: Season 2 is on the way, so in the end, he obviously didn’t kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein.
Cletus and Ricky make a bet.
Cletus was having an unlucky day fishing at the creek as he spots Ricky walking towards him with a large bag over his shoulder. Cletus asks Ricky "what's in the bag?" Ricky replies that its a bag full of chickens. Cletus, hungry and with no fish to fry, asks Ricky "Say, how about if I guess how many chickens you got in the bag, you let me have one of 'em?" Ricky tells Cletus, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll let you have all five of them."
