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Why is Ricky Gervais uncircumcised?

Because's there's no end to that prick.


A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away

What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about.

-Ricky Gervais


Ricky Gervais Tim Allen joke.

β€œWhat can I say about our next two presenters?” Ricky Gervais asked.

β€œThe first is an actor, producer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances, starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway, Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan. The other... is Tim Allen.”


A woman runs into a police station and shouts, "Help, I've been graped!"

The officer on duty replies, "Do you mean raped?"

"No there were a bunch of them"

Credit to Ricky Gervais, his new special is brilliant.


Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture.

It will be called 'The Orifice'.


Ricky Gervais on the new Godzilla movie...



How do you make a gay guy have sex with a woman?

Simple. You shit in her cunt.

-Ricky Gervais


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