Rickety Jokes
6 rickety jokes and hilarious rickety puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rickety that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A tourist returning from an extended trip was about to cross the last river on the way to the railroad station for home
"Say, cap'n," he said, as he stepped timidly into the rickety old craft, "this boat seems very shaky; was anybody ever lost in her?"
"Not to my knowledge," replied the boatman. "There was three men drowned from her last Thursday, but we found them all the next day."
What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death?
One is an old bus and the other is Anubis.
Hey girl, are you a rickety bridge?
Cause youre giving me anxiety.
My dad tried to translate a joke from Spanish to English once.
His English translation:
There was a man driving his Mercedes on a deserted road at night. He reached an old rickety bridge that didn't look strong enough to hold his car. He got out and went to inspect the bridge, and stomped all the way to the other side to make sure it was safe. He decided it was, and turned back to his car and said Mercedes, come.
That's is that's the joke.
Fun fact, in Spanish, the word for -come- is ven and in Spanish, the v sound is pronounced more like the b sound. Mercedes Benz... get it.
Not all jokes translate well.
A lawyer hunting in the country shoots a duck...
...and it falls on the other side of a tall picket fence surrounding a rickety old house. As the lawyer is climbing over the fence, an old man comes scrambling out of the house yelling "That duck is on my property and it belongs to me!" The lawyer quickly retorts "I shot that duck! and if you make any move to take it from me I'll sue you for everything you own!" The old man says "Well hold on mister, down in this country we settle arguments with the old three kick rule. I kick you three times and you kick me three times until someone gives up." The lawyer, thinking he could easily take the old man, agrees. Immediately the old man kicks the lawyer once in the mouth, once in the stomach, and once in the groin, knocking him to the ground. The lawyer, after moaning for some time and still in quite a bit of pain, gets up and says "Alright old man, now it's my turn!" And the old man says "No I give up, you can have the duck."
The old woman and the highway
A cop is driving down the highway one night when he passes a rickety sedan going 25 mph (about 40 km/h). He pulls the car over and asks the driver, a sweet little old woman, "Ma'am, why weren't you doing the speed limit?"
The lady replies, "But, officer, that sign said '25' and I was only obeying it!"
"25 is the number of the route," the policeman explains patiently. "The speed limit is 70 (about 115km/h)."
At this point the officer looks around the car for other passengers and sees three other women, clutching their seats and shaking.
"Oh, I see!" replies the driver. "We just got off route 150."
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