His name was Rick O'Shea
Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, Iβm proud of us for not β¦
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. Weβre better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. Weβre pretty classy !
Because Rick Astley is British.
Rick O'Shea.
He's never gonna give you Up
He's never gonna give you Up.
He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up!
He's Never Gonna Give You Up
"Any last requests?" asked the jailer.
"Yes," replied one of the prisoners. "I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."
And the second prisoner said: "Kill me first."
Rick Astley.
Rick O'Shea.
He took away the ladder and said he is never gonna let me down.
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
but he's never gonna give you Up
finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.
I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up.
Which is kind of ironic β that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.
One Direction
Rick astleys house he's never gonna give you up
I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"
He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up.
It's titled:
Never Gonna Give EU Up
His name was Rick O'Shea
He's never gonna say goodbye.
He's never going to give you Up.
Rick O'Shea
Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one.
He is never gonna give you Up.
He said, "You can take Cars and Lion King but I'm never gonna give you UP!"
... when in reality they're Jerry.
Because of Rick Astley
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
but I couldn't get a propaganda at him.
They drive a German Car
They go to Irish Pubz
To drink Belgium beer
They get a Chinese Takeaway on the way back
They sit on Swedish furniture
They watch American films
On a Japanese TV
Most of all though they are suspicious of all things foreign
Courtesy of Rick Wakemam who I'm doing lighting for tonight. (super chill guy btw)
Rick O'Shea
Except Up. He's Never Gonna Give You Up.
President: All right, find the person who currently owns it, and have him give it to me.
Assistant to the President: Well there's some bad news, sir ...
President: Bad news? Have him give me the DVD, I'll copy it and post it on the Internet, problem solved!
Assistant to the President: Sir ...
President: What is the bad news? What human being could be that stingy that they wouldn't give me this movie?
Assistant to the President: His name is Rick, sir.
President: Rick?
Assistant to the President: Rick Astley, and He's Never Gonna Give You Up.
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"
The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote out ......
I D 1 0 T
In other news, apparently Big Bang Theory is supposed to be funny.
With an Irish joke being posted earlier, I'll add a few of my Irish one liners.
What do you call the Irish man who hangs from the ceiling?
Shaun D'Leer
What do you call the Irish cowboy?
Rick O'Shea
What do you call the Irish Indian?
Tom O'Hawk
What do you call the Irish man who stays outside all night?
Patty O'Furniture
(this one is a repeat from the earlier thread)
One afternoon, firefighter Rick was working on the engine outside the Fire Station, when he noticed a little Susan nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The Susan was wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
So firefighter Rick walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the firefighter said with admiration to Susan.
Thanks, the little Susan replied.
Then firefighter Rick looked a little closer, The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
Little partner, firefighter Rick said, I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go a lot faster.
The little Susan replied thoughtfully, You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
Shortly after he sticks it in, he nuts and bolts.
Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
They're both interested in whips and chains.
Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.
Boy, do I feel stupid now.
Keep Summer Safe
He's never gonna give you up.
3 guys just arrived to heaven and then Jesus proceeds to call by their names:
- "Rand" kiss my hand!
- "Pete" kiss my feet!
Then Jesus: Rick!? Why are you running?
I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.
He'll never give you Up.
They both don't exist
I guess he never gave up.
Rick rolled in his grave.
His office was promptly renamed to the *Pawntificate*
He told me that the best he could do is 50 cents and that he is taking all the risks.ο»Ώ
He's never gonna give you Up...
Mortician: it's going to cost you $10,000 to put him in a casket.
Rick: best I can do is $100 cause it's just going to sit there and collect dust.
Rick O'Shay.
He's never gonna give you Up.
His catchphrase is, "the name's Shaw - Rick Shaw".
Coraaaaaaaal
Walkers
He raises his glass and says, "Here's looking at Euclid."
Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?
Because he's an Xboxer.
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
"Never gonna give you up." he says.
"Never gonna let you down." replied the drugs.
"Is Rick rolling in style again?" asked his friends.
He is always looking for Morty!
OC, and yeah, it's lame but you can tell it to kids and not get called into a "meeting" when they tell it at school ;)
It will be called 'The Orifice'.
Rick rolled.
One less than "Rick".
An original joke I pondered while binging TWD on Netflix.
I asked him to borrow some movies. He said "sure what movies do you want?" I asked him for the movie 'Up'. He started singing.
"Never gonna give you Up!"
... Pacifist Rick ?
Because he just gave you up, let you down and deserted you.
Never Gonna Give You Up de 1987 de Rick Astley (RickRoll)
Livin La Vida Locarb
He'll never let his guard down
Charlie Crist and Rick Scott are standing at opposite ends of a theater when both men spontaneously burst into flames and there's only one fire extinguisher in the entire building!
Where would you hide the fire extinguisher?
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