Rick Jokes
156 rick jokes and hilarious rick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with these hilarious Rick jokes, including references to Tatay Rick, Ranger Rick, Pickle Rick, Kuya Rick, Rick and Morty, Rick Roll, Gastly, Mike and Benjamin! Enjoy some good-natured fun and a few puns with these side-splitting gags.
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Funniest Rick Short Jokes
Short rick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rick humour may include short rand jokes also.
- TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up
- Rick and Morty cancelled over joke Dan Harmon and Rick & Morty Are Canceled Because 2020 Has No Sense of Humor
- Help! I'm stuck on Rick Astley's roof He took away the ladder and said he is never gonna let me down.
- What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea. (ricochet)
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!!! - Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up.
- A man named Rick went shirt shopping with his wife and asked her: \- What size should I pick?
\- Pick L, Rick.
Haha that's the funniest s\*\*t I've ever seen. - I ran into Rick Astley today. He borrowed my copy of Disney's "Up", but I doubt I'll ever see it again.
- Where is the best place to hide if you are running from the police Rick astleys house he's never gonna give you up
- Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled:
Never Gonna Give EU Up - Trying to play the new official Rick Astley boardgame. But the instructions just say 'You know the rules, and so do I
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Rick One Liners
Which rick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rick? I can suggest the ones about wick and rapper.
- Did you hear about the Irishman who was impervious to bullets? His name was Rick O'Shea
- Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, and rick perry are stuck on a deserted island, who survives? Texas
- You know who's not giving anything up for lent? Rick Astley.
- What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea.
- what's worse than being adopted? finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.
- Help! Rick Astley is overstaying his welcome at my house! He's never gonna say goodbye.
- An 80s singer caught himself on fire, what does he do? Stop, Drop, and Rick-Roll
- What did Rick Astley say to the doctor? I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
- What do Rick and Morty season 3 and my girlfriend have in common? They both don't exist
- What do you call Pickle Rick with cancer? Tumeric
- What is La-Z-Boy's actual name? Rick Liner
- What do Lifeguards and Rick and Morty's Space cruiser have in common? Keep Summer Safe
- What's the best part of having Rick Astley as your father? He's never gonna give you up.
- What's the name of Ireland's best bouncer? Rick O'Shea
- What did the dead meme do when someone misused him? Rick rolled in his grave.
Rick Astley Jokes
Here is a list of funny rick astley jokes and even better rick astley puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The oxford english dictonary once debated whether or not to remove the letter 'u' from the alphabet. Why didn't they? Because of Rick Astley
- Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store? Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
- Which singer should you avoid borrowing Pixar movies from? Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.
- What do handicapped people and Rick Astley have in common? They're never gonna run around.
- I heard Rick Astley was going to make a comeback. I guess he never gave up.
- What's Neymar favorite song? Never Gonna Give You Up de 1987 de Rick Astley (RickRoll)
- Why should you hire Rick Astley as a general? He'll never let his guard down
- Hey Rick, can I have Up? Rick Astley: Never gonna give you up!
- Why should you never let Rick Astley take you to the top of a tall building? He's never gonna let you down.
- Did you guys see Rick Astley cover Everlong? He's never gonna give Foo up.
Rick And Morty Jokes
Here is a list of funny rick and morty jokes and even better rick and morty puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Rick and morty recently surpassed Big Bang Theory as the highest rated comedy on television... In other news, apparently Big Bang Theory is supposed to be funny.
- What would the show be renamed if Rick and Morty actually legitimately died for good? Rigor and Mortis
- How do we know Rick is British? He is always looking for Morty!
OC, and yeah, it's lame but you can tell it to kids and not get called into a "meeting" when they tell it at school ;) - Rick and Morty Isn't Rick and Morty that thing you get when you go all stiff after you die?
- Why should we accept you into harvard university? Person: So why should we accept you into harvard university?
Me: i watch rick and morty
Person: oh right this way sir, I apologise - A friend asked me for advice on how to avoid the extreme Rick and Morty fanboys. I said: "I'm sorry, I can't help you out of this pickle Rick."
- Words could not express the sheer excitement fans felt after hearing Rick & Morty was officially renewed. Mainly because the fanbase doesn't exactly know how words work.
- When is a door not a door? When its in an advert on Rick and Morty
- What does Rick & Morty Season 3 have in common with a male pornstar? They don't come for a really long time.
- RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASED! Just not in this dimension..
Rick Morty Jokes
Here is a list of funny rick morty jokes and even better rick morty puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Rick and Morty's newest rhythm game has been announced Introducing..
Dance Harmony - What mountain do Rick and Morty fans climb? Mount Cleverest
- What does a Mexican rick and morty fan like on his fries? szec-juan sauce
- What is the funniest part about Rick and Morty? The audience.
- What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal? Thirdperson.
- What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare? You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
Rick Roll Jokes
Here is a list of funny rick roll jokes and even better rick roll puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- This is not a Rick Roll >!Guys seriously, it's not.!< >!But!< >!did!< >!you!< >!expect the Spanish!< >!Inq!< >!uisition?!<
- I'm guessing Trump has been Rick Rolled too many times ... Because he just gave you up, let you down and deserted you.
- What happened when Rick fell down a hill? Rick rolled.
- What genre is "Never Gonna Give You Up"? Rick and roll!
- What another way of saying a sentient cylindrical vegetable rotated itself? Rick rolled
- No one here needs to read a rant. It's just been difficult these past few hours. I don't know how to proceed. Alexa. Play Rick Roll.
- Everydau, hundreds of people are rick rolled. I promise that we are... Never gonna give you up.
- You know something's up If a department store rick rolls you (Chicos)
- Right now is a great opportunity to Rick roll star wars fans waiting for the trailer.
Howlingly Hilarious Rick Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about rick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ripper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rick pranks.
So Rick Perry drops his presidential bid Today..
I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.
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Rick s**... is claiming that mitt romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him...
Which is kind of ironic — that s**... can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.
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I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick s**... posters
but I couldn't get a p**... at him.
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What do Rick Ross and a d**... have in common?
They're both interested in whips and chains.
In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism.
Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.
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What's the difference between Rick Perry and Summers Eve?
One is a feminine hygiene product, and the other is a disposable d**....
Tough choice in Florida governor's race...
Charlie Crist and Rick Scott are standing at opposite ends of a theater when both men spontaneously burst into flames and there's only one fire extinguisher in the entire building!
Where would you hide the fire extinguisher?
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Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture.
It will be called 'The o**...'.
Rick Ross on Valentines Day
"Shout out to all the pairs"
Rick.
Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one.
He is never gonna give you Up.
3 guys just arrived to heaven and...
3 guys just arrived to heaven and then Jesus proceeds to call by their names:
- "Rand" kiss my hand!
- "Pete" kiss my feet!
Then Jesus: Rick!? Why are you running?
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What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common?
Both of them would get r**... in prison.
What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?
He's never gonna give you Up.
I have a friend called Rick that was recently turned into cotton...
we have to call him Threadrick now.
I thought of this joke on the way to buy my lunch today, I hope it's not already been made.
Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?
Too many walkers.
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Rick s**... drops out and throws his support to Ted Cruz
Thanks for nothing!
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The world got to see James Corden as a fat p**....
He was also in the movie Cats.
The Irishman was amazing.
Long, but amazing. It wasn’t the only epic movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew’s like, “Come on, Leo, mate. You’re nearly 50, son.”
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So if you do win an award tonight don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech.
You’re in no position to lecture the public, about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So, if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and f**... off.
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Chumlee was arrested for s**... assault, drugs, and guns.
Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?
If the main character of "The Walking Dead " spared every human, would he be called...
... Pacifist Rick ?
What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?
Christmas, Carl
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?
One Direction
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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O'Shea.
Ricky sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.
"Any last requests?" asked the jailer.
"Yes," replied one of the prisoners. "I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."
And the second prisoner said: "Kill me first."
Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying the sublime beauty of geometry...
He raises his glass and says, "Here's looking at Euclid."
Ricky Martin's endorsing a new diet
Livin La Vida Locarb
Why does Ricky Hatton not have a PS4?
Because he's an Xboxer.
What do you call a man who bounces off things?
Rick O' Shay.
What does Rick Grimes do at Christmas?
Go Christmas CORALing
How many i's does "Carl" have?
One less than "Rick".
An original joke I pondered while binging TWD on Netflix.
What is Rick Grimes' favorite exhibit at the aquarium?
Coraaaaaaaal
Rick Harrison was recently made the Pope
His office was promptly renamed to the *Pawntificate*
Rick Astley invited me over for dinner
I wanted some ice cream but he said he's never gonna dessert me
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90% of Rick and Morty fanboys think they're Rick...
... when in reality they're j**....
I asked Rick Harrison for change for a Dollar,
He told me that the best he could do is 50 cents and that he is taking all the risks.
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Why do The Brit's still use 'u' in words like colour and armour ?
Because Rick Astley is British.
Someone wrote a poem about the Walking Dead
It wasn't that great, but at least it Rick Grimes
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I missed the latest episode of Rick & Morty
Boy, do I feel s**... now.
What's Rick Astley's favorite letter?
Q, because it's never gonna give U up.
Richard 'Old Man' Harrison just passed away
Mortician: it's going to cost you $10,000 to put him in a casket.
Rick: best I can do is $100 cause it's just going to sit there and collect dust.
Brits
They drive a German Car
They go to Irish Pubz
To drink Belgium beer
They get a Chinese Takeaway on the way back
They sit on Swedish furniture
They watch American films
On a Japanese TV
Most of all though they are suspicious of all things foreign
Courtesy of Rick Wakemam who I'm doing lighting for tonight. (super chill guy btw)
One day a trendy drug addict named Rick hallucinates having a conversation with his drugs.
"Never gonna give you up." he says.
"Never gonna let you down." replied the drugs.
"Is Rick rolling in style again?" asked his friends.
I'm writing a Bollywood take on a spy movie, about a taxi driver who's really an undercover agent.
His catchphrase is, "the name's Shaw - Rick Shaw".
What is Rick Grimes' favourite type of crisps?
Walkers
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What do you call an Irishman who can't be shot?
Rick O'Shea
Rick and Morty 9/11 joke
Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !
I am gonna ask Rick Astley to give me a copy of movie 'Up'
So, either he's gonna give me up or he's gonna let me down. And also make me cry in either case.
