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- Why do The Brit's still use 'u' in words like colour and armour ? Because Rick Astley is British.
- TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up
- Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
- Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up!
He's Never Gonna Give You Up - Help! I'm stuck on Rick Astley's roof He took away the ladder and said he is never gonna let me down.
- Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna give you Up
- Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up.
- I ran into Rick Astley today. He borrowed my copy of Disney's "Up", but I doubt I'll ever see it again.
- Where is the best place to hide if you are running from the police Rick astleys house he's never gonna give you up
- I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up.
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- You know who's not giving anything up for lent? Rick Astley.
- what's worse than being adopted? finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.
- Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one.
- Help! Rick Astley is overstaying his welcome at my house! He's never gonna say goodbye.
- What did Rick Astley say to the doctor? I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
- What's the best part of having Rick Astley as your father? He's never gonna give you up.
- Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies exept for one. He'll never give you Up.
- I heard Rick Astley was going to make a comeback. I guess he never gave up.
- What's Neymar favorite song? Never Gonna Give You Up de 1987 de Rick Astley (RickRoll)
- Why should you hire Rick Astley as a general? He'll never let his guard down
- Hey Rick, can I have Up? Rick Astley: Never gonna give you up!
- Did you guys see Rick Astley cover Everlong? He's never gonna give Foo up.
- Rick Astley can give you every single one of his Disney movies, except one Up.
- What's Rick Astley's favorite letter? Q, because it's never gonna give U up.
- What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow? He's never gonna give you Up.
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So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...
I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"
Rick Astley could give you any Pixar movie except one...
Monster's Inc
Rick Astley will give you any movie in his connection
Except one... Up
*never gonna give you up*
If Rick Astley invites you to his Tree House, don't go!
Because he's never going to let you down!
Rick Astley is never gonna give you Up
So get it from itunes or whatever
What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common?
Both of them would get r**... in prison.
What does a Mafioso and Rick Astley have in common?
They're never going to give you up.
Rick Astley will give you any movie...
Rick Astley will give you any movie you want expect for UP.
Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Rick Astley voted in the referendum.
He's never gunna give EU up
Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result...
It's titled:
Never Gonna Give EU Up
What the best candidate for american presidency ?
Rick Astley, and you know why.
I asked Rick Astley for a movie...
I asked him to borrow some movies. He said "sure what movies do you want?" I asked him for the movie 'Up'. He started singing.
"Never gonna give you Up!"
Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.
"Any last requests?" asked the jailer.
"Yes," replied one of the prisoners. "I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."
And the second prisoner said: "Kill me first."
Rick Astley told me that you could borrow any of his Disney movies, except Up
He's never gonna give you Up...
Which singer should you avoid borrowing Pixar movies from?
Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.
If Rick Astley had a collection of Pixar movies he would let you borrow any of them...
But he will never give you up.
We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days...
It's almost like he's given us up, and let us down.
Rick Astley will gladly lend you any video in his collect... except one.
He's never gonna give you Up
Rick Astley will give you any of his Disney movies except this one.
He's never going to give you Up.
Rick Astley will give you any Pixar movie
Except Newt. What did you think I was going to say?
Rick Astley invited me over for dinner
I wanted some ice cream but he said he's never gonna dessert me
I heard Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Disney collection
Except Up. He's Never Gonna Give You Up.
The oxford english dictonary once debated whether or not to remove the letter 'u' from the alphabet. Why didn't they?
Because of Rick Astley
You could ask Rick Astley for any movie in his animated collection, but...
He's never gonna give you Up.
I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow some Disney DVDs...
He said, "You can take Cars and Lion King but I'm never gonna give you UP!"
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Why didn't Rick Astley get a job as a waiter in an ice cream restaurant?
Because he's never gonna run around and dessert you
What did m**... founder Joseph Smith say to Rick Astley after Rick had Rick-Rolled him?
s**... it Rick, you just got Jo Smith'd
Rick Astley will give you any movie from his collection apart from one.
He'll never give you up.
I am gonna ask Rick Astley to give me a copy of movie 'Up'
So, either he's gonna give me up or he's gonna let me down. And also make me cry in either case.
Why should you never let Rick Astley take you to the top of a tall building?
He's never gonna let you down.
You walk into a bar and see Rick Astley sitting alone
You sit next to him and start talking
Eventually, the conversation leads to talk of your favorite Pixar movies
Rick tells you that his favorite of all time is Up, he even owns a physical copy of the movie with bonus features
You say that you've always wanted to see it but never have
He says it's a great movie, you have to see it
Nervously, you ask Rick if you can borrow his copy of the movie
He says no
He's never gonna give you up
In doing so, he has let you down
*This is the Astley paradox*
Today I learned about the Astley paradox!
If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up.
However, in doing so, he lets you down.
Thus creating the Astley Paradox.
If you were to ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP he would never give it to you.
In doing so, he would let you down.
Thus creating the rickroll paradox.
Trying to play the new official Rick Astley boardgame.
But the instructions just say 'You know the rules, and so do I
What do handicapped people and Rick Astley have in common?
They're never gonna run around.
Astley paradox
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't give it to you because he's never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for, he's letting you down.
