Rick And Morty Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Rick and Morty 9/11 joke

Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.

Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …

Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...

Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.

Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !

90% of Rick and Morty fanboys think they're Rick...

... when in reality they're Jerry.

What do you call a guy/girl with no arms and no legs jokes. (WDYCAGWNAANL)

Ok these are pretty common, so I'll start with a couple of standards and then add some I came up with.

WDYCAGWNAANL in a mailbox? Bill

WDYCAGWNAANL in front of a door? Matt

WDYCAGWNAANL in the water? Bob

WDYCAGWNAANL in a pile of leaves? Russel.

In a hole? Doug.

On a pile of dirt? Phil

Now a few of my own ( although others have probably figured these out too):

WDYCAGWNAANL on fire? Bernie

Dead? Mort or Mortie

With one remaining functional appendage? Randy.

Cheering for the red team? Fred

Buried in a mine cave-in? Cole

In a fire? It's Cole again!

Hanging from a tree? Bud

Hanging from a different tree? Leif

In a pile of hay? Rick

WDYCAGWNAANL who fell through the outhouse hole? Lou

Rick and morty recently surpassed Big Bang Theory as the highest rated comedy on television...

In other news, apparently Big Bang Theory is supposed to be funny.

I missed the latest episode of Rick & Morty

Boy, do I feel stupid now.

What do Lifeguards and Rick and Morty's Space cruiser have in common?

Keep Summer Safe

What do Rick and Morty season 3 and my girlfriend have in common?

They both don't exist

How do we know Rick is British?

He is always looking for Morty!

OC, and yeah, it's lame but you can tell it to kids and not get called into a "meeting" when they tell it at school ;)

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Isn't Rick and Morty that thing you get when you go all stiff after you die?

RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASED!

Just not in this dimension..

When is a door not a door?

When its in an advert on Rick and Morty

A friend asked me for advice on how to avoid the extreme Rick and Morty fanboys.

I said: "I'm sorry, I can't help you out of this pickle Rick."

Words could not express the sheer excitement fans felt after hearing Rick & Morty was officially renewed.

Mainly because the fanbase doesn't exactly know how words work.

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