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  1. Charles Schulz died as one of the richest Americans of the 20th century despite the fact he got his start making Peanuts.
  2. Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world? It's capital has been Dublin for a long time.
  3. Not to brag, but I'm on the World's Richest People list. Somewhere around 6,700,000,000th.
  4. Who is the richest person in the Bible? The Pharao's daughter.

    She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
  5. How do you find the population of Mexico? Roll a quarter down a hill, and count the people chasing it.
    How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
    Find the guy who got the quarter.
  6. How do you see the whole population of India? Drop a penny.
    How do you see the richest man in India?
    See who got the penny.
  7. It is a fact switzerland didnt allow women to vote until the 70's No wonder they are the richest country per person.
  8. I just got hired to work for one of the most richest and successful companies in the world! McDonald's.
  9. Why are some of the richest people also the fattest? Because they have a fortune (four-chin)
  10. Who is the richest painter? Manet.

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Which richest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with richest? I can suggest the ones about wealthy and smartest.

  1. Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years
  2. Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because their capital is always Dublin.
  3. What is the richest beverage? Juice.
  4. What do you call the richest person in the soup industry? A boullionaire
  5. Who became second richest person on earth thanks to their wife? Jeff Bezos
  6. Who's the richest fish in all the world? Gill Bates.
  7. Who is the richest fish? The Goldfish :D
  8. What kind of shoes do the richest people in the world wear? Cashews
  9. How do you find the richest person in South America? You roll a nickel down the street.
  10. Black Panther may be the richest person in the Marvel Universe
  11. My most recent What's the name of the richest man in China?
    Cha Ching
  12. Who is the richest painter ever? Monet.
  13. Jeff Bezos is one of the richest men in the world. Mexico's richest man is... Jeff Pesos
  14. How does the richest man swim? Watergates
  15. How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf.

Richest joke, How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

Fun-Filled Richest Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about richest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean greatest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make richest pranks.

Three boys and a girl

three boys pursue a girl at the same time, the girl says: you travel the world and i will choose again. the first boy went to europe, the second boy went to america, the third boy walked around the girl and said: you are my world! the girl was very moved, and with tears she chose the richest among them.

Why are charming pirates always the richest?

Because they get all the b**...

So there's this guy, richest man in the world…

Has everything he's ever dreamed of and becomes sad. He decides to end his life since nothing else can make him happy. Down below he finds an armless man dancing, and wonders why someone with no arms is dancing. How can someone be so happy ? He then goes down below to ask why is he dancing, and the man says I'm not dancing I'm trying to scratch my a**...

A man finds a magic lamp while fishing.

When he rubs it, a genie appears and says: "You have three wishes, but whatever you get, your mother-in-law gets double."
The man asks for enough money to be the richest person.
The genie says: "Done. What do you want for your second wish?"
The man asks for ten dream vacation homes.
The genie says: "Done. What do you want for your third and final wish?"
The man grins and says: "I'd like you to beat me half to death."

That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest. -Henry David Thoreau

m**...

Richest joke, It is a fact switzerland didnt allow women to vote until the 70's