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How do you find the population of Mexico?
Roll a quarter down a hill, and count the people chasing it.
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
Find the guy who got the quarter.
Who is the richest painter ever?
Monet.
My most recent
What's the name of the richest man in China?
Cha Ching
Who is the richest person in the Bible?
The Pharao's daughter.
She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
What do you call the richest person in the soup industry?
A boullionaire
Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world?
It's capital has been Dublin for a long time.
What is the richest beverage?
Juice.
What kind of shoes do the richest people in the world wear?
Cashews
Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?
...her capital has been Dublin for years
I just got hired to work for one of the most richest and successful companies in the world!
McDonald's.
It is a fact switzerland didnt allow women to vote until the 70's
No wonder they are the richest country per person.
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Black Panther may be the richest person in the Marvel Universe
Not to brag, but I'm on the World's Richest People list.
Somewhere around 6,700,000,000th.
Who's the richest fish in all the world?
Gill Bates.
That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest. -Henry David Thoreau
Masturbation
How do you find the richest person in South America?
You roll a nickel down the street.
How do you see the whole population of India?
Drop a penny.
How do you see the richest man in India?
See who got the penny.
Who became second richest person on earth thanks to their wife?
Jeff Bezos
Why are charming pirates always the richest?
Because they get all the booty
Who is the richest fish?
The Goldfish :D
Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?
Because their capital is always Dublin.
A man finds a magic lamp while fishing.
When he rubs it, a genie appears and says: "You have three wishes, but whatever you get, your mother-in-law gets double."
The man asks for enough money to be the richest person.
The genie says: "Done. What do you want for your second wish?"
The man asks for ten dream vacation homes.
The genie says: "Done. What do you want for your third and final wish?"
The man grins and says: "I'd like you to beat me half to death."
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