Richer Jokes
29 richer jokes and hilarious richer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about richer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Richer Short Jokes
Short richer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The richer humour may include short nicer jokes also.
- Two little boys are at a wedding when one leans over to other and asks: "How many wives are we allowed to have?"
His friend answered "Sixteen. Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer!" - If I got a dollar every time a joke was reposted Somebody would repost this joke and be richer than me
- A boy goes to his parents to tell them something "Mom, Dad. I'm gay."
His father then turns to him and says "Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!", while recieving money from the mom. - German 1970's joke What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent? While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
- If I had £1 for every woman who found me unattractive I'd still be ugly, but I'd be richer.
- We could have five more trumps running and still no one would gain. All we'd have is six pence, and none the richer
- If I had paradigms for every time I used a word I didn't understand... ...I'd be 20 cents richer as of this post.
- I walked into a casino and walked out at the end of the night £10,481 richer. It's great being the owner.
- If a king makes more money than a clown.... ...how come McDonald's is richer than Burger King?
- Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get.
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Richer One Liners
Which richer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with richer? I can suggest the ones about stronger and brighter.
- If my wife made a dollar for every sexist joke I make She'd be $.77 richer right now
- Jeff Bezos may be richer than all of us But he still puts his pyjamazon one leg at a time
- There was always one thing I wanted as a child. Richer parents.
- How many women can a man marry? 16:
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. - What does a bank do? It makes the broke broker, and the broker richer
- Why are the Irish getting exponentially richer? Because their capital's Dublin.
- Why did the squirrel float down the richer on his back? To keep his nuts dry
- 2-year old boy wades in a lagoon... Parents walk away a couple hundred thousand richer.
Cheeky Richer Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about richer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wealthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make richer pranks.
Three rich guys bury a friend
First throws a thousand bucks into the coffin, saying "I want you to never need anything in the next life".
Second one, richer than the first, throws 5000 behind it.
All look to the third who is even richer than the other two. He writes a check over 100 grand, throws it in the coffin and remarks "Cash it if you need any".
The head of KFC called the Pope
He said, "I'll give you a million dollars to change the Lord's prayer to give us our daily chicken."
The Pope said no and hung up.
kfc called back and offered 10 million.
The Pope said no and hung up.
KFC called back and offered 100 million.
The Pope said, "You have a deal!"
The Pope got all the churches big wigs together and said, "I have good news and bad news. Good news is, we are 100 million richer. Bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account.
Three rich guys bury a friend.
First guy throws a $1000 bucks into the coffin, saying "I want you to never need anything in the next life".
Second one, richer than the first, throws $5000 behind it.
All of them look to the third who is even richer than the other two. He writes a check for over 100 grand, throws it in the coffin and remarks "Cash it if you need anything".
Two young boys are seated at the back of the congregation at a m**... temple wedding...
Two young boys are seated at the back of the congregation at a m**... temple wedding when one of them leans over and asks the other:
I'm confused, how many wives are we allowed to have?
His companion mulls it over, Sixteen… I think. *Four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer.*
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen", the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
He asked, "How do you know that?"
"Easy", the little boy said, "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said - 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
How many wives
Two little boys were at a wedding when one leaned over to the other and asked, "How many wives can a man have?"
His friend answered, "Sixteen... four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."
I said to my wife "I have a big problem".
She replied "Now look, YOU don't have a problem! WE have a problem. Remember our wedding day!? For better or for worse, for richer for poorer" and all that, now what's this big problem?
I said "Ok then. We've got your sister pregnant".
My wife decided to trim our household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand...
Proud of her savings, she boasted We're are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.
I replied, Good, wash it again!
The Three Wishes
A woman gets three wishes, BUT, says the Genie, for everything you wish, your husband will be granted your wish times 1000. She says, I would like to be beautiful. The Genie grants her wish, and says, you are beautiful, but your husband is the most handsome man alive. She says, I would like to be very rich. The Genie grants her wish, but says, you are very rich, but your husband is 1000 times richer. What is your 3rd wish? She says, I would like to have a little teeny heart attack.
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen." Little Johnny responded.
His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly.
"How do you know that"
"Easy," said little Johnny, "All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said "four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."
If I had a penny...
...for every time people s**... up their punchline.
I'd be one penny richer now.
