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Funniest Rich People Short Jokes

Short rich people jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rich people humour may include short rich guy jokes also.

  1. Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  2. When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.
  3. You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
  4. If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all.
  5. You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  6. When I was young, I thought rich people bought Bose products and the rest of us had to settle for Sony. Turns out — that was just a stereotype.
  7. Rich people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. But polite french people are born with a s'il vous plaît
  8. Rosh Hashana Joke When people ask me why Jews are so smart and rich?
    Seriously?!,isn't it obvious we're about to be in the year 5783 and you are still living in 2022
  9. Do you know how you can tell Monopoly's an old game? ...it has a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  10. Monopoly is amazing but it has some pretty old stuff that one can't relate to anymore I mean there is free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

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Rich People One Liners

Which rich people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rich people? I can suggest the ones about wealthy and rich man.

  1. Why are rich british people fat? because they measure their wealth in pounds
  2. Why are rich people bad at running a bakery? Because they don't knead the dough
  3. What do rich people ride to the emergency room? An ambulenciaga.
  4. Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette? Because they have a lot of manors.
  5. Eat the rich Because poor people taste bad
  6. Rich people have... Rich people have colon cleanses
    Poor people have taco bell
  7. My uncle got rich the American way He tripped over things and sued people.
  8. Many rich people are sad. I'd like to be sad too!
  9. If I ever get rich, I hope I am not real mean to poor people Like I am now
  10. Why do Jewish people become rich? They don't passover good business opportunities.
  11. Why don't you ever see rich people wearing glasses? They're always around so many karats.
  12. What game do antisemitic rich people like to play? Yacht-zi.
  13. What do poor people have, rich people want? And if you eat it you die. It's nothing
  14. Why are fat people so rich? Because they have lots of pounds.
  15. What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about rich people can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of rich people puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fun-Filled Rich People Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about rich people you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean high people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make rich people prank.

Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

Anybody know some white people jokes?

I'm an avid racist and like to have plenty of denigrating jokes at the ready for any particular race. Sadly I know very few targeted at Caucasians, and the ones I do know make them look sorta good (rich, stable, part of ruling elite). Anybody know any jokes that poke fun at being white?

What do rich people have for breakfast?

Corned Beef Cash.

A joke my friends love to hear from me. I hope you enjoy it as well.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Mexican are walking down a beach together and stumble across a magical genie lamp. They rub it and genie comes out and tells them that each of them have one wish. So the Mexican guys say I want all the Mexicans in America to be back in Mexico and happy and rich. So p**... all the Mexicans are gone in Mexico happy and rich. The black guy than says I want all the black people to be back in Africa and happy and rich. So p**... all the black people are back in Africa rich and happy. The white guy has been quiet the whole time and the genie asks him what does he want. The white guy looks at him and says, you're telling me all the Mexicans and black people are out of my country? And the genie responds yes. The white guy pauses and than says I'll have a coke than.
(Sorry it's so long, hope you enjoyed it though)

What kind of cheese do rich people eat?

Guccheese.

If a t**... and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the t**... stand out?

He begs to differ.

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

It's pretty unfortunate for rich people that they can't use rags.

In Soviet Russia

Two men were talking one day and one mentioned he was visiting Russia.
The friend tells him that it's politically rough over there and that they check letters leaving the country for dissenters. So, he instructs the man to use a code- write in black ink if everything is fine and red ink if things are bad.
The man goes to Russia. A couple weeks later the friend gets a letter in black ink. It says all sorts of positive things about Russia- how rich it is and how nice the people are to him. "My only complaint," he writes, "is that they don't have red pens."

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Rich people don't get c**...

they get lobsters

I asked my grandma what people use to think of democrats and republicans over 70 years ago

*Watching the news with my grandma*
Me: Grammy, when you were really young, did they talk about democrats and republicans, like they do today?
Grandma: What do you mean?
Me: Were they always hostile towards one another, like this lady on the news.
Grandma: Oh yeah, that's one thing that has never changed over the years.
Me: Well, what do you remember people saying about democrats and republicans when you were young.
Me: What is the first thing you remember about it?
Grandma: Well, I always heard the older people say the same thing
Grandma: "Republicans are for the rich, and democrats are for the poor."
Me: What did they say about everyone in the middle?
Grandma: I don't know, they always just talked about getting s**....

A young carpenter was looking to make some money...

Shortly after Jesus was crucified, a young carpenter saw his opportunity to make some money from the late martyr. He began making small wooden crucifixes depicting Jesus, and people were queuing up to buy them.
One day, a man came in with a request. "I want you to make the biggest crucifix you can. I am very rich. I will pay you more money than you can imagine," he said. The carpenter said he would try his best.
And so he began. He toiled day and night, carving every intricate detail to create the biggest depiction of Jesus on the cross that he could.
When he was done, the rich man returned. Upon seeing the carpenter's work, he exclaimed "This is magnificent! This is the biggest carving I've ever seen!" Truly pleased, the rich man handed over the money he promised. The carpenter accepted it, and smiled gleefully - he had made a huge prophet.

Do rich people ask loaded questions?

I mean, surely they do, right?

You know how rich people prefer Bose, Bang & Olufsen and Marantz?

That's just a stereotype.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

What do you call a bunch of rich white people chasing after an orange-furred animal?

The GOP primaries.

A rich snail goes into a car shop...

He picks out a super fast car and says, "I want a big S painted on the left side, the right side, the front, the back. I want big Ss everywhere! The car painter asks why, and the snail says, "Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say, 'Wow! Look at that escargot!'"

Rich people need them, poor people need them and if you eat them you will be killed.

Children

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

How do rich people kill themselves?

They Tai a noose.

What type of milk do rich people drink?

1%
xD nice meme

What do rich people use as Q-Tips?

Earbuds

If people went shopping like they do in RPG games, shop owners would be rich

"I'll take 99 boxes of Tylenol, 99 tetanus shots, 99 vials of clear eyes, and what's in that little box over there? screw it -I'll take 99 of them as well."
"Very good sir, may I ask what you will be using these for?"
"Who says I'm gonna use them?"

What kind of socks do rich people wear?

Goldman socks

I work as a clown to make people laugh.

For some reason, there are still people who fear me. If I was given one cent every time I scared someone, I would be rich, PENNY WISE.

I work as a funny clown.

For some reason, people still fear me. If I had a penny every time someone feared me, I would be rich penny wise.

Nowadays only rich people own horses and poor people have cars

Oh how the stables have turned

Back in the day...

Back in the day, everyone had a horse and only rich people owned cars. Now everyone owns a car and only the rich own horses. I guess you could say, the stables have turned

I laugh when people say that Elon Musk is stinking rich...

He can't afford to sleep in to 10:00 am every day like me.

Money really makes the world go round.

Haven't you seen how many rich people are fat?

Girl, are you a Collateralized Debt Obligation?

Because a lot of rich people are trading you around and a few insiders have told me you're completely toxic.

Poor people have it, rich people want it, and if you eat, you'll die. What is it?

Drugs.

Bunch of mainly old rich white folks gathered in a big fancy room guarded by armed guards to discuss about coloured people

So how was Oscars y'all?

In the far future, after all governments have unified, a rich man will be convicted of a crime, making him hated among the people and causing his assets to be frozen

So he was basically discredited.

What do rich people call taxi's

Human trafficking

Why do rich guys always honk their horns?

So blind people can know they're d**... too.

How many rich people does it take to create a superhero?

Three: two to die, and one to never get over it.

[OC] My poor friend Dave got 3 wishes from a Genie today.

He always wanted loads of money, but instead he spoke to the Genie and said, "I wish for people to be uncertain. Secondly, I also wish to change my name."
I haven't seen him in a while but I think he's Rich now.

100 years ago, most people had horses but only the rich had cars. Now, most people have cars but only the rich have horses

The stables have turned

When rich people go fishing, who hands them their fishing poles?

The Rod Stewart

The son of a rich Saudi sheikh arrives in Germany for his University studies.

He soon writes home to his father. "Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad I am a little ashamed to be riding to class every day in my 24k gold Ferrari 599GTB when my professors, friends and many fellow students all travel by train. Your son, Ahmed"




Promptly, his father writes back. "My Dear son Ahmed, $20 Million has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing our family. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your dad"

I know people say you should eat the rich, but I disagree.

They're probably spoiled anyway.

A snail walks into a car dealership...

A snail walks into a car dealership. The snail wants something fast, elegant, and luxurious, after browsing multiple brands he decides on one.
The rich snail pays in cash and walks up to the dealerships salesman and says "I want you to paint big S's all along this car, big S's on the front, the sides, the back, the top, big S's everywhere. The auto body guy tells him he can do it, but can't help but ask the snail why he wants big S's all over the car.
So the snail answers him "It's simple: When I launch past people on the highway they will say Look at that S car go!

Common English Mistakes

Common English Mistakes
-mixing up there, their, and they're
-using the wrong too, to, or two
-putting commas in the wrong place
-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches
-using apostrophes for plurals

Big dreams

Some people wanna have enough money to buy a bike. Others a car. Others would like to be rich enough to hire a chauffeur. However I dream bigger than that, I wanna be able to afford an ambulance ride in the United States

I was on a trip to Dubai, and in my stay, I met a rich man

Over time, we actually became friends, and he told me about this shoes company he owns.
He said:
Each pair of shoes we manufacture costs us about 2$, and we manage to sell them for 250$
What?! this is insane, why is it so expensive, ? I asked
Well I actually tried to make them cheaper for 25$ each

Then what happend?
People stopped buying them

MOM: "No more TV until you finish your math homework!"

KID: "Aww, Mom! When am I ever gonna use math in real life? I'm gonna grow up to be a super rich rock star...I'll pay people to do math \*for\* me."
MOM: "Well, why didn't you say so? That's a wonderful goal! And I know exactly how to help you pursue it."
THE NEXT DAY
MOM: "No more TV until you finish your guitar practice!"
KID: "Aww, Mom!"

Rich people use their money and infleunce to avoid standing trials about their crimes

Jeffrey Epstein learnt this the hard way

What do rich people and drug addicts have in common?

They both have friends in high places.

Why do the poor execute rich people with the guillotine?

So they can finally get a head in life.

The game monopoly is fin, but has some major out of date stuff.

There's free parking, a luxury tax, you can actually afford to pay rent, and rich people can actually go to jail.

Rich man arrested for m**...

A rich man is arrested for m**... finds an Attorney that says
" Rich people don't to jail, You have too much money to go to jail, I'll represent you"
It was long drawn out trial, and when his client was convicted, the lawyer made sure he didn't have any money left.

I hope that if I ever get rich I won't be mean to poor people

Like I am now
(Dark, I know, but one of my favorite deep thoughts)

A man has a vision of God

God says to the man "You may ask three questions of me."
The man thinks hard, and says "God, the universe is so old...how do you keep track of it?"
God says "My child, to me a million years is only one second."
The man thinks again, and says "God, why do so many rich people forget about you?"
God says, "My child, to me a million dollars is like one cent."
The man thinks again, and says "In that case, God, will you grant me one cent?"
God says "Of course, my child. Just wait a second."

Some people have said that I'm a spoilt and pretentious rich kid that doesn't have to work, but they don't know my struggles. For instance I really don't like my Boss.

I much prefer my Balenciaga, but sometimes I have to wear it to appease mother.

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