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- If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read "Pills bury dough boy" Credit to my friend Chris
- A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish?
joe: I want to be rich.
Genie: Granted. What is your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money. - A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "sugar daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.
- A 75 year old rich man marries a 20-yo beautiful woman... And a friend of his comes to ask how did he manage to pull that off.
"I told her I was 90". - "Man, if I had listened my father when I was 8, I could've been rich today" Friend: What did he say?
Me: I dunno, I didn't listen.
Heard that on the radio today - An older woman who dates younger men is called a cougar. What do you call an older man who dates younger women? Rich.
- "He drives a 300k vehicle. He must be rich." Woman: So what do you do for a living?
Man: I drive a bus. - Robin Hood hands over stolen goods to the poor man Man: Wow thank you robin hood, now i'm rich!
Robin: *squints* you're what? - A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back;
the instructions on the medicines said : after meal - How did the rich man get caught sleeping with the banker's wife? He was making more deposits than withdrawls.
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Rich Man One Liners
Which rich man one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rich man? I can suggest the ones about rich people and wise man.
- How does an old rich man propose to a young beautiful woman? Will you bury me?
- What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater.
- I met a homeless man, named Rich. He wasn't.
- A man was trying to become rich by gaining weight He was trying to make a four chin
- what do you call a young woman dating an older rich man? Investment
- What do you call a rich Muslim Man? The Profit Muhummad.
- A money-hungry man opted to change his name And the Rich get Richard
- Where do rich male jawlines live In man chins
- What did the rich man say to his baby? Gucci Gucci Goo
- how would you describe a rich man from wales? he's very welshy
- Why did the rich man go crazy? He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
- What is a Man called when his wife dies? Rich.
- I met a homeless man His name was Rich.
- What do you call a rich man from South America? A Brazillionare
- What is a rich mans favourite dessert? PROFITeroles
Cheeky Rich Man Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about rich man you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strong man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rich man pranks.
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932.
The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
“I invested that nickel in an apple.
I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples.
I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents.
I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.”
“And that’s how you built an empire?” the boy asked.
“Heavens, no!” the man replied. “Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.”
A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a v**.
.. and to never had been with a woman all of his life.
After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper.
A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately.
On the first night of their wedding and before they lay down, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy.
When she entered the room she stood steal...
She saw her husband n**... to the center of the room and all the furniture on the corner of the room.
"But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked.
"Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"
An old man owns a boat.
He is a rich old bird who made his fortune early in life. he is a bit crazy and for some reason always hires male strippers and keeps absurd amounts of potatoes on his boat. when asked why he said, " I've always wanted to rule a country but i never got too, so i bought my boat and filled it with taters and male strippers." when asked how that helped he replied simply,"It's my dictatorship."
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80.
After that, the old rich man continued, I invested the $9.80 into a market stall so I could polish and display a lot more apples. I began making about $50 a month from then on.
Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars.
An old man an his grandson are taking a walk one crisp fall afternoon...
When the old man asks his grandson what he wanted to be when he grrw up.
"I wanna be rich like you granpa!" , responded the boy
Now the old man had worked hard all his life. Started off as an employee at a small company and ended up owning it. He almost never spent his hard earned money on luxuries. He was a smart consumer, invested wisely, yadda, yadda, yadda.
The old man smiled quitely at his grandson's remark.
"Now how do you plan on doing that, sport?"
"Well," said the little boy, "It's gonna take a lot of hard work and patience."
"Oh really?" ,the old man questioned
"Uh-huh! It's going to be a while before I get my inheritance!"
Regular Russia, not the Soviet one
Ivan and Igor are standing at a bus stop in Russia. It is freezing cold and raining hard. A limo drives by and splashes icy water all over them. Ivan says to Igor, This is a terrible place to live, I want to go to America. Igor responses, Why do think America would be any better. Ivan stares at Igor in disbelief, Do you know what would happen in America? If a limo drove by and splashed you, the rich man would pull over, apologize, help you into the car, take you to his home, make you nice drink, feed you dinner, let you sleep in his warm bed, and then, the next morning, he would drop you off where ever you wanted to go. Igor says, Really? This happened to you?! Ivan, No, my wife.
Old Man Keeps the Engine Running
A rich 65 year old white man get's himself a gorgeous 23 year old woman. The couple was happy and were planning to start a family.
After a few months as a married couple, the old man gets his wife pregnant. While at the hospital getting ready to deliver the baby:
* **Nurse**: Wow sir, its amazing how you still managed to get you wife pregnant at your age, whats your seceret?
* **Old Man**: Oh you know, you have to keep the engine running.
* **Nurse**: Wow, that is amazing.
After the delivering their baby, 5 years later the Old man gets his wife pregnant again. While at the hospital delivering the baby the same nurse asks:
* **Nurse**: Sir, you did it again, this is amazing, what is your secret?
* **Old Man**: Same as last time, you just have to keep the engine running.
* **Nurse**: Wow, sir. You are a trooper.
The couple had 2 beautiful children and were happy, but 5 years later the man got his wife pregnant yet again. While at the hospital delivering the baby the same nurse asks:
* **Nurse**: "Sir this is truly incredible, you are 75 years old and you got your wife pregnant again, what is your secret?"
* **Old Man**: "Like I told you before! you have to keep the engine running!"
* **Nurse**: "Well sir, it may be time for you to change the oil because this one came out black."
The wedding night
A young women marries a very rich very old man. On the wedding night they have adjoining suites. The young woman tells her husband that she loves him for his mind and that he should feel no performance pressure. If he feels up to s**... to just knock on her door.
She goes to bed expecting a restful and undisturbed night but about 5 minutes later there is a knock and in comes the old man. They proceed to have fairly rambunctious s**... after which the old man returns to his room. The bride settles back to go to sleep. 10 min later there is another knock at the door and in he comes again, and another round of s**.... Afterward he again leaves. The young bride is very tired by now and is looking forward to a good night's sleep. 10 minutes later there is another knock at the door. She bursts out incredulously, "Again?". The old man opens the door and replies, "What? Have I been here before?"
Two genies in a deserted house..
A guy gets lost in a desert and stumbles upon a house s**... bang in the middle of the desert. After ascertaining that it wasn't a mirage, he enters the house and sees three doors and a lamp at the entrance of the house.
He rubs it and out pop two genies, who are very grateful and decide to grant the man three wishes.
"Before you open each of these doors, wish for what you want most and then open the door."
So he goes upto the first door, closes his eyes for a moment and then enters the room to find all kinds of riches.
He follows the same process and enters the second room and is greeted by the most beautiful women in the world all eager to please him in every possible way.
When he finally makes his third wish and enters the third room, a noose appears from the ceiling and within minutes, the man is dead.
As the two genies leave the house and traverse the desert, one of them turns to the other and says sadly, "I just don't understand. He didn't look suicidal. What was his third wish?"
To which the other genie replies, "Yeah I have no idea why he wished to be hung like a black man."
Obligatory addition: *And then the other genie fainted.*
There once was a man who made dead houses.
There once was a man who made dead houses; Stored them under his home with the bugs and the mouses; The coffins he made were of rich sleek wood; He built them as big, yet as fast as he could; For his caskets were haunted and were said to walk; one night he went to his basement, and one started to rock; It moved towards him, his insides began to soften; So he pulled out some Halls, cause Halls stops the coffin.
The secret to wealth
A young man once asked a rich older man how he made all his money.
The dapper old fellow smoothed his tailored jacket and said, "Well young man, it was 1932, in the depths of the Great Depression. I was down to the last penny I had."
"I took that penny and I went and bought an apple. I spent the whole day shining that apple until it gleamed like the sun, then I took that apple to the market and sold it for two cents."
"The next day I took those two cents and bought two apples. I shined those apples all day and night until they were perfect, then I sold them at the market for four cents the next day. I worked at it like this for a month, sometimes selling, sometimes not, and at the end of the month I'd amassed myself a fortune. Nearly eight whole dollars. I'd never been so proud of myself in my life."
"Then my wife's father died and left us 2 million bucks."
A rich and proud man dies while his son is out of the country.
The son calls the f**... director and says he wants the best for his father's f**... and will settle the bill when he gets back. A few weeks later the son returns and pays the $22,000 charge. A bill comes the following week for $79. The son pays that as well. The next week another $79 bill arrives. The son calls the f**... director. "Why do you keep sending me bills for $79?" he asks.
"You said you wanted the best for your father" replies the f**... director "so I rented him a tux."
-APHC
The VW Genie
A man was driving his brand new Rolls Royce. At the signal this beaten up Beetle stops next to him, and tells him "Nice car! I'm willing to swap you with my car for a $1,000,000"
The rich guy looks at him and says "why would I want your car?"
At this point the VW's driver rubs the steering wheel and out comes a genie. He tells him "I'd like to have some tea". In a flash it's in his hand.
The Rolls' owner goes berserk, gives him the money and the Rolls, and takes the Beetle.
He drives up to his mansion, and everybody is wondering why he'd be driving a car like that. Proudly, he rubs the steering wheel, and out comes the genie. He tells him "I want a million dollars in cash!"
The genie says "Sorry, sir. I just do tea & coffee"
*Offensive* A man walking along the train tracks stumbles upon a genie's lamp
The man rubs the lamp & the genie grants him 3 wishes, but a young boy nearby witnesses it all unfold. As the man is about to make his wishes, a train passes by and the curious boy is unable to hear his wishes... when the train is done passing, the genie is gone, but the man is still there, counting money while getting a massage from a gorgeous woman.
The next day, the boy hears that the man is dead, hung from a tree by men wearing white robes, affiliated with the k**....
The boy confused, goes back to the train track where he saw the lamp and decides to rub it to see what happens... the genie comes out and says "sorry, I'm all out of wishes".
The boy says, OK, but tell me one thing, what did the man wish for yesterday? The genie replies: his first wish was to be rich, his second wish was to have a gorgeous wife, and his third wish was to be hung like a black man
Two friends meet after a long time.
and begin catching up on old times.
Friend 1: "Hey last time I heard, your engagement fell through. What happened man?"
Friend 2: "Well it was her decision. She decided I'm not good enough for her."
Friend 1: "I'm so sorry to hear that. But you know what? You should have told her about your super rich dad, and how you would inherit his money."
Friend 2: "I did. She's my mom now."
An old lady received 3 wishes...
An old lady sat on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appeared and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.
Well, now, said the old lady, I guess I would like to be really rich.
*p**...* Her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.
*p**...* She turned into a beautiful young woman.
Your third wish? asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wandered across the porch in front of them. Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince? she asked.
*p**...*
And there before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could have possibly imagined. She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear,
Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.
RichvsPoor
Rich Man- Let me tell you a joke
Poor - Yeah.. Go ahead
Rich man - Money... Hahaha
Poor- What.. I don't get it
Rich- exactly
How to get rich
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
A rich man and a horse
There was a rich man that was driving past a farm, He looked over and saw a beautiful stallion standing in the field. The rich man thought, Wow I gotta have him so he pulled into the farm's entrance. He found the owner and said, "I want that horse out yonder in that field, how much do you want for him?" Well, the farmer said, "He don't look to good." Nonsense said the rich man "I'll pay you $1000 for him." But he don't look to good said the farmer. The rich man sighed and said $2000 dollars is my final offer. The farmer sold the beautiful horse to the rich man. Then one week later the rich man came back angry as ever and said, "Darn you you sold me a blind horse!" Then the farmer smiled and said "I told you, he didn't look too good!"
A man asked Robin Hood, "would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"
To which he replied, "I Sher-would."
A rich man decides to visit Europe
After a few weeks, he received a message from his butler simply saying, "Your dog is dead." Upon his return, the rich man began to scold the butler for how poorly he had handled the situation. "How should I have handled it sir?" The butler asked.
"Well, you could have started with, your dog is on the roof. Then you could have sent another that said, your dog has fallen off the roof and is grievously wounded. Finally, you could have sent another that said, your dog has moved on to his eternal reward."
A few years later, the man traveled to Asia. After a few weeks he received a letter from his butler saying, "Your mother is on the roof."
What do you call a rich male redhead?
A Gingerbread Man.
I'll just close the door behind me...
Why did the rich Irish woman want to marry a Jewish man?
Because she always dreamed of Dublin her money.
What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
A friend told me all I always talk about is money...
If I had a dollar every time someone told me that, I'd be a rich man.
Newspaper ad - RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"
"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man...
two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard.
Two men were walking on the train track
One says to another: "I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."
P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan
A poor man asked a rich man, "How much money do you have to earn before you're satisfied?"
The rich man replied, "More."
Difference between rich, poor and dead man
A rich man has a canopy above his bed
A poor man has a can o' pee under his bed
A dead man has no can o' pee
(Never heard this one before from 89 year old father when asked is it an awning or canopy)
Could have been a rich man
A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over and asked, "What's the problem, pal?"
"My brother just told me there's a s**... bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."
"Yeah, so?" "Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers! -
What's the difference between a capitalist society and a communist society?
In a capitalist society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"
In a communist society it's the exact same thing, except the rich man is shouting "We're suffering together!"
Finally my young children
live in a country where they actually see with their own eyes that a Rich White Man can truly be President of the United States! Im in tears ... like most Americans.
A blonde is in need of money.
The blonde decides to go to a rich neighborhood and do tasks for money. She arrives at a house and rings the doorbell. A man comes out and the blonde says, "Are there any jobs I can do?"
The man replies with, "Can you paint my porch for me? I'll pay you $50."
The blonde agrees and gets to work. The man thinks it should take an hour or two due to the fact he has a large porch. After about 20 minutes, the blonde finishes.
Impressed, the man hands her $50. However as she's leaving, she says, "By the way, it's a Ferrari not a Porsche."
A rich man needs a blood transfusion...
So he asks his Jewish friend if he would do a transfusion for $1 million.
The Jewish person is good friends with the man, so happily agrees.
A few years later, the man needs another transfusion, so asks the Jew again if he will do it for $10,00.
The Jew is still good friends with the man, so happily agrees again.
A few years later, the man needs another transfusion, so asks the Jewish man again if he will do one for $10.
The Jew is confused, and asks: "Why was it $1 million the first time, then $10,000, and now only $10?"
The rich man then says: "It must be all the Jewish blood in me!"
What´s the key to keep a marriage between a young woman and an old rich man?
Life insurance
A rich, young man walks into a bar.
He sits down and orders a few drinks. As he is enjoying his beer, he sees a mentally r**... man outside the building.
Poor Old fool, thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched the old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.
Why did the rich man hang himself?
He was "up-tight"
What did the rich man say when he hurt his knee?
Money! Money!
A rich, dumb Husband and wife are taking their first trip on their new Yacht.
They have sailed far from the shore, and the two are sitting in chairs, looking out towards the water.
"Gee, I just love this new Yakt!" The man says.
"Erm... Honey, the "c" is silent." His wife responds.
The man takes a sip from a tall glass, before responding "you're right, it's very tranquil."
A rich man gave a basket of trash to a poor man[translated from hebrew]
The poor man smiled to the rich man and went on his way.
After emptying cleaning and filling it with flowers the poor man returned to the rich man and gave him basket.
Supreized the rich man asks: "why did you give me a basket of flowers after i gave you a basket of trash?"
The poor man replies:
"We all give what's in our hearts".
A man had 3 problems...
A man had 3 problems:
1: He was very poor
2: He had no children with his wife
3: His mother was blind
An angel appeared to him and asked him to make a wish. Just one. Now his wife wants a child, his mother wants to see and he wants to be rich...
Ah, what embarrassment!
After reflecting a bit, he said wisely to the angel:
"I just want my mother to see my children eating in golden plates."
An old man is about to die.
While he is laying in his bed waiting to die, he said to his sons ( a rich musician, a rich doctor and a lawyer ) : When i die i want you to put in my coffin 5K $ each for my after life.
One week later the old man dies.
At his f**... the musician came and put 5k $ in his dads coffin while he's crying.
The doctor did the same thing , he left 5k $ and left crying.
Finally, the lawyer took the 10k $ and left a check with 15k$ and said : thank you dad.
An irish man frees a genie
and happy to be released from his confinement, the genie grants him 3 wishes.
The Irishman thinks about it, and says "I want me a pint of Guinness that is never empty."
So *p**...* a pint appears, filled to the rim with the rich brown drink. The man drinks it down, and when he places it back on the bar, it's filled up again.
"So, what would you like for your other two wishes, sir?"
"I want two more of these, then!"
A rich man tells his wife at dinner he thinks the pool boy is gay.
She asks him why.
He says "I was laying by the pool today, and he couldn't stop looking at my e**...."
Who gets the money?
In a room there is a poor Nigerian man, a rich Nigerian man, Santa Clause, and the Tooth Fairy. In the middle of the room there is a million dollars. Out of the 4 who gets the millions dollars?
Obviously the poor Nigerian man because the other 3 do not exist.
A homeless man comes to a rich man's house and knocks on the door
"Please sir," says the homeless man, "I've not eaten in the last 3 days. Would you let me come in for some food?"
The owner of the house is sympathetic and tells the man, "you can come in, if you paint the porch round back. There's a bucket of yellow paint next to it."
The homeless man agrees, and half an hour later comes to the door again.
"Finished already? Come on in then, my wife is in the kitchen cooking you up a good meal."
"Thank you, sir," replied the homeless man, "but just so you know, it's a BMW you've got, not a porche."
In the far future, after all governments have unified, a rich man will be convicted of a crime, making him hated among the people and causing his assets to be frozen
So he was basically discredited.
This 80 years old rich old man marries a young lady
Within a year, she is pregnant.
Nurse at the delivery room is impressed - "how do you do it?"
"You gotta keep that old engine running, you know".
Next year, they are back again. Same nurse asks, "how do you do it?"
"You gotta keep that old engine running, you know".
Year after, they are back again. This time the proud father doesn't wait for the question, he knows it's coming. So, as soon as she sees the nurse after the delivery, he goes "you gotta keep that old engine running, you know."
"Well", the nurse replies, "it's time to change oil I guess. This one is black."
A homeless man approaches a rich thespian and asks him for money
The thespian says '"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." William Shakespeare"'
The homeless man says "c**...!' James Joyce'"
A poor man goes to a rich person's house and says that he will do anything for $100
The man tells him: If you repaint my porch, I will give you $100
3 hours later, the poor man says that he is finished.
Seeing no paint on his porch, the rich man says: I'm not paying you, you didn't do anything
The poor man replied: Yeah I did, but it's not a Porsche, it's a Mercedes
A fisherman is selling fishing supplies at a market
An insecure rich man comes up to him and asks, what's your net worth?
Three men go to heaven
St. Peter looks in the book and says to the first man, You spent your whole life trying to get drunk. You even married a woman named Ginny, and he points him to the down escalator.
To the next man he says, You spent your whole life trying to get rich. You even married a woman named Penny, and he points him to the down escalator.
The third guy turns and heads for the down escalator. St. Peter says, Where are you going? The man says, My wife's name is Fannie.
I'm a man who wears baggy jeans. On dates women often ask me if I'm rich.
Well I'm not but I tell 'em I have deep pockets. 😎
A man sits in his appartment with his dog
He then looks at it and says,
Man: if you could talk, i'd rich
The dog then looks at him
Dog: no one Will believe you
Why did the rich man sell yeast?
To raise some dough.
saw a homeless man the other day
his name was Rich
Went in to doctor's office with a swollen foot. He said it's not the rich man's disease.
There's no gout about it.
A man walks into a talent agency with his dog claiming it can talk. The agent says, ok, let's see if this dog is gonna make us rich . The guy says, Fido, what's the top of a house called ? Roof! What's on a tree ? Bark! How does sandpaper feel ? Ruff!
The talent agent tells the man off and kicks him out of his office. As the man and the dog are walking down the street the dog looks up at the man and says, Gee Bob, maybe you should have asked some harder questions .
Rich man, poor man
Two men are sharing a jail cell. The first asked the other "What are you in here for?"
"Well, I am a poor man, and I wanted to get rich very quickly. How about you?"
"Well, I am a rich man, and I wanted to look poor on my tax returns."
What do women call an unbelievably rich and attractive man that's under 5'10?
A good friend.
Three formerly wealthy friends, who all had the same name, found a Genie's lamp...
So they decided that when they released the genie each of them would get one wish. So they rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out and said, "hello, I will grant you three wishes." The men explained that they were going to spilt the wishes, and the genie agreed. The first man wished to be the only man on an island full of beautiful women, and p**... he was gone. The next man wished to be the most powerful world leader, and p**... he was gone. The last man, just wanted something simple and asked for his Riches to be returned. And p**... both of his friends came back.
