Rice Paddies Jokes
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A vietnamese farmer was working in the rice p**... field when he sees his son running to him
'Father, father look' , the kid points to a newspaper and says excitedly ' The Americans have gone to the moon '.
The farmer drops his plough and asks excitedly ;
'All of them'
'No just 3', replies the kid
'Damn it'
The father shakes his head in disappointment and goes back to the field.
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What do you call a person of Irish and Asian descent?
Rice p**....
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Have you read the news?
I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice p**... when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack p**... whack.
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Once a man in the mafia, was tasked with killing another man.
He ended up killing him with a porcelain doll in a rice p**....
It was the first known case of a knick knack p**... whack.
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Convicted hit man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClarty.
Confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using on two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first know case of a knick knack p**... whack.
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What do you call an Irishman standing in a field in China?
A rice p**...!
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2 north korean farmers were working in a field
When all of a sudden they spot 2 grenades in the rice p**... up ahead.
Farmer 1: let us take the grenades to the police in a car
Farmer 2: what if one of them explodes while we are on the way to the police station?
Farmer 1: we tell the police that we found only 1
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State troopers arrested an alleged assassin accused of bludgeoning a man to death with two small porcelain figurine in a rice field—
Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack p**... whack.
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Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field?
It's the first reported case of a knick knack p**... whack.
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What do you call a farmer in a rice field?
p**...
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