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The Best Actually Racist Joke I know

*I hate myself for repeating this. But I heard this when I was living in Texas.*

Two rednecks are admiring their firearms. One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.

That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.

Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...


What's the difference between select and choose?

Select means to pick something, choose are what Puero Ricans wear on their feet.


Why are Puerto Ricans & Mexicans discouraged from marrying each other?

Bc their kids will be too lazy to steal.


Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45

When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans


Guys, you've been seeing Trump throwing paper towels at the hurricane affected Puerto Ricans the wrong way

Clearly, he's a fill-n'-throw-pist.


Why don't Puerto Ricans like blowjobs?

They don't like ***any*** kind of job.

(Sorry, nothing against the Puerto Ricans, could be any group, but I heard it this way)


How many Puerto Rican voters have to die before Trump decides to save one?

All of them. Puerto Ricans can't vote in the presidential election....


Say you cross 3 Puerto Ricans, a Chinese guy, and 5 black guys. What do you get?

A sprinkler. "Spic spic spic... chink! Nigganigganigganigganigga."


Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!


I shoot cans...

Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Africans.


Why are there no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

They aren't working in the future either.


what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan


How come Puerto Ricans don't like blow jobs?

They don't like any kind of jobs


What do Puerto Ricans call spicy food?



Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans?

You can't jump out of a basement apartment.


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