*I hate myself for repeating this. But I heard this when I was living in Texas.*
Two rednecks are admiring their firearms. One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...
Select means to pick something, choose are what Puero Ricans wear on their feet.
Bc their kids will be too lazy to steal.
When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
Clearly, he's a fill-n'-throw-pist.
They don't like ***any*** kind of job.
(Sorry, nothing against the Puerto Ricans, could be any group, but I heard it this way)
All of them. Puerto Ricans can't vote in the presidential election....
A sprinkler. "Spic spic spic... chink! Nigganigganigganigganigga."
Because pulling out is work!!!
Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Africans.
They aren't working in the future either.
Juan on Juan
They don't like any kind of jobs
Food
You can't jump out of a basement apartment.
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