Rican Jokes
27 rican jokes and hilarious rican puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rican that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rican Short Jokes
Short rican jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rican humour may include short peel jokes also.
- Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
- A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."
- What's the difference between select and choose? Select means to pick something, choose are what Puero Ricans wear on their feet.
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Rican One Liners
Which rican one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rican? I can suggest the ones about fruity and puerto rican.
- My friend said he is 25% Puerto Rican... So he calls him self a Quarto Rican.
- How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you.
- What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA
- My wife is half Puerto Rican... ...and my kids are Quarter Rican
- What is a Puerto Rican woman's favorite thing to wear? A dress-pacito
- What do you call it when you look at Costa Rican money? A colonoscopy.
- Why are there no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? They aren't working in the future either.
- What do Puerto Ricans call spicy food? Food
- If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?
- What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Row row row your boat
- what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
- What do you get when you mix a Puerto Rican with a goat?? A w**... eater that doesn't work.
- What did the Puerto Rican guy say on his s**... note? I am going to commit DEATH-PACITO.
Comical Rican Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about rican you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smartphone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rican pranks.
A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.
The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.
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A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving?
The cop.
PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P
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Who's driving?
A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. So who's driving? No one! They're both research scientists gathering data on the performance of Google driverless car. You racist.
