Ribeye Jokes
8 ribeye jokes and hilarious ribeye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ribeye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Tonight, I will be judging the "World's Largest Ribeye" competition. I am not sure who will win.
But the steaks are huge.
Back in my day, you could walk into a store with $25 and walk out with 2 ribeye steaks, a case of beer, a pack of toilet paper and a gallon of milk. You just can't do that anymore….
Too many cameras.
If someone throws a 16oz. ribeye at you and you fail to catch it...
That's a big missed-steak.
What Is The Pacific Treefrog's Favorite Cut Of Steak?
Ribeye
I was too late for the ribeye special at the supermarket.
Such a big missed steak.
What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues?
A Ribeye.
Chinese restaurant
A man goes to a restaurant and without letting the waitress give him the menu says "I want a Medium Rare Ribeye steak with Roasted Potatoes in Marinara sauce." The waitress timidly responds "Sir. This is a Chinese restaurant." To which the man replies "Oh! I'm sorry. I want a Medium Lale Libeye steak with Loasted Potatoes in Malinala Sauce."
I took ribeye to the top of Everest...
The steaks could not be higher.
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