The Best 10 Ribcage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ribcage jokes. There are some ribcage valves jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ribcage torso puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ribcage Jokes and Puns

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

...that way, you don't have to break open that stupid ribcage.

I love my ribcage.

It is very close to my heart.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach

That way the ribcage won't be an obstacle

Ribcage joke, The way to a man's heart is through his stomach

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

You can avoid the pesky ribcage that way.

The best way to a man's heart is through the stomach

And up past the ribcage.


Adam gets into a terrible car accident.

He wakes up in the hospital, and the doctor explains, "You went straight through the windshield, but you are going to make a full recovery. Part of your ribcage was broken and started putting pressure on your heart, so we carefully removed it while you were under." Adam thinks on this, then asks the Doctor, "So does this mean I get another wife?"

How do you capture a skeleton?

Use a rib-cage.

Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrum-roll, please?

Ribcage joke, How do you capture a skeleton?

So Nicolas Cage plays the human Johnny Blaze...

But Nicolas Rib-Cage plays the ghost rider

What is the quickest way to a girls heart?

Threw her ribcage.

The fastest way to a woman's heart.

Is through her ribcage.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ribcage chest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ribcage gavisgone piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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