Ribbons Jokes

What are some Ribbons jokes?

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.

He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.

Breast cancer awareness has pink ribbons, but what does alcoholism awareness have?

Bruises.

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