ribbons Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ribbons puns

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

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My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.

He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.

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Breast cancer awareness has pink ribbons, but what does alcoholism awareness have?

Bruises.

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Participation ribbons aren't useless

The one in my cup holder keeps my coffee mug from rattling

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My dad was telling me how people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

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The government decided to make all participation ribbons illegal last week.

You should have seen my uncle's face when they took his Confederate flag away.

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What are the most funny Ribbons jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ribbons? Well, here are the best Ribbons dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ribbons pick up lines to share with friends.

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