Ribbed Jokes

Funniest Ribbed Short Jokes

Short ribbed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ribbed humour may include short ribs jokes also.

1. Just went to a bbq place.. Me: I'll have 6 ribs please
   Waiter: We only serve those in quantities of 3, 5, 7, or 13.
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   Turns out it was prime rib.
2. my doctor said for every upvote this gets, i will lose one rib I only need 24 and then I can finally give myself head
3. how do you know that adam and eve were white have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
4. I'm currently on a restaurant date with a female boxer. She's going for the ribs.
   I might try a duck.
5. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and say "You're next! You're next!" They stopped when I started doing the same at funerals.
6. A guy asks his friend to rub some beef fat on his ribs His friend refuses saying he won't assist in a suet side!
   (My first OC post, thought up while cooking dinner. Improvement suggestions welcome)
7. What is a skeletons favorite snack? Ribs.
   My son wanted me to post this one too!
   Happy Halloween!
8. You know how I know Adam was white? Because, have you ever seen a black man share his ribs?
9. It's funny that condoms are ribbed for her pleasure... Because in Genesis, God ribbed Adam for Eve.
10. Why did God only use 1 of Adam's ribs to make Eve? Because if He had taken 2 of them, Adam wouldn't have needed her!

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Ribbed One Liners

Which ribbed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ribbed? I can suggest the ones about rubbed and ripped.

1. Since Eve was created from Adam's ribs... That technically makes her Adam's side chick.
2. Why wasn't Adam black? Did you ever try taking a rib from a black man?
3. How do you know Adam was a white man? You ever try to take a rib from a brotha?
4. My son told me the Bible is very clear, there are two genders. Dirt and ribs.
5. I guarantee you Adam & Eve were white. You ever try and take a rib from a black man?
6. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
7. Ribbed condoms are misleading They don't even taste like ribs
8. Vegan ribs are delicious… The hard part is capturing the vegan.
9. I just found out vegan ribs are delicious. It must be their vegetarian diet.
10. Doctor: "Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."
11. Why do gay men use ribbed condoms? Traction in the mud.
12. What is a Skeleton's favorite meal? Spare Ribs
13. What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? The rib cage.
14. How do you make a frog more pleasurable? Rib it
15. I'm so selfish.... I wear ribbed condoms inside out.

Humorous Ribbed Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about ribbed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean broken rib jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ribbed pranks.