Comical & Quirky Rhythm Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
Thw detective knew immediately which ballerina was the killer.
Because guilty feet have got no rhythm.
A date with the lead guitarist
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This groupie finally got a date with the lead guitarist of her band.
The next day, her friends asked her how things went. "Well", she replied, "it was frustrating... the guy spent half his time tuning up and the other half playing out of rhythm."
What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?
I really like your logger rhythm!
A man said to me "hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."
That's just adding insult to Ian Dury.
Why is Al Gore bad at dancing?
You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm).
Anyone? Anyone?
Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm
Step 3: Prophet
I just created a new rhythm. I really wanted to tell everyone but I didn't want to make a song and dance of it
The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm...
He put too many beats in a measure
The other day some guy came up to me, called me a Blockhead and then proceeded to hit me with his rhythm stick...
I though "That just adds insult to Ian Dury."
Did you hear they figured out how to make an environmentalist dance?
They used an Al Gore rhythm.
What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?
An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.
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Rick and Morty's newest rhythm game has been announced
Introducing..
Dance Harmony
After living in fear for years, Gloria Estefan's threat became a reality...
I opened my door this morning and was brutally attacked by the rhythm.
Gloria Estefan died in a dancing incident last night...
Witnesses say the rhythm finally got her.
How was Bill Clinton able to maintain a steady surplus during his presidency?
He had a great Al Gore rhythm.
What do you call a robotic politician that plays in a band?
Al Gore Rhythm
My friend has been working on an Al Gore-themed dancing game
I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.
When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.
But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the f**..., Emily".
The Pope says the rhythm method of contraception works fine
And the results speak for themselves
The government has developed a program to increase the dancing skills of the vice president...
They used an Al Gore Rhythm....
I couldn't figure out why my Twitter feed only showed videos of Ex vice presidents dancing.
Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm
Al Gore's new band
Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?
It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"
I heard Al Gore say he's close to finishing an all explaining algoritm.
All he needs is rhythm.
'80s music always frightened me.
I was scared the rhythm really was gonna get me.
Bush cheated using voting machines in Florida during the 2000 election
He s**... with the Al Gore rhythm.
You know how Al Gore invented the internet?
Well he also invented a rhythm for it. It's a powerful rhythm, it's called the Al Gore Rhythm.
What do you call an onion that's got rhythm, rhyme, and a Soundcloud account?
A rapscallion.
How do politicians solve math problems?
They use the Al Gore Rhythm.
Some people claim Al Gore dances too robotically
He says its just his Al Gore rhythm
What do they teach at a drum clinic?
The rhythm method!
My wife says sorry
Whenever my wife does something wrong or messes up she starts tapping her fingers on the nearest surface in a strange rhythm. Eventually, after she had broken a glass, apologised and I told her it was ok she started tapping away again.
It was getting on my nerves so I decided to ask her. She said
It's my remorse code
You know what the name of Al Gore's new math rock band is?
Al Gore Rhythm
What do you call a knight who has a good sleep schedule
Circadian Rhythm
I saw a former vice present playing bass recommend to me on Youtube.
I think something was wrong with its Al Gore rhythm.
A man has to f**... in a bus..
He said oh s**... I gotta f**...! But i guess the people won't notice because the music is too loud. So I just gotta do it matching the rhythm of the sound..
He did it! After he's done,
the people clapped their hands and
his earphones alarmed battery low.
How do Cicadas know to wake up every 17 years?
They have Cicadian rhythm.
In 2024 Al Gore decided to run for president again.
His campaign hinged on a song he made to promote the dangers of global warming. It was so popular it became a meme.
After a while, everyone was talking about Al Gore, and, sure enough he became President.
When asked on the News, "How do you think he won," two fallen YouTubers stated, "You can't beat the Al Gore Rhythm."
What do you call couples who use the rhythm method for birth control?
Parents.
What do you call couples that use the rhythm method as their preferred form of birth control?
Parents
My music snob friend told me that The Doors had a lacklustre rhythm section. I asked him why he would say that, and he just shrugged his shoulders.
I told him I'm sick of hearing these bassless accusations.
