Rhyming Names Jokes
5 rhyming names jokes and hilarious rhyming names puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rhyming names that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Rhyming Names Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I just got a new cat. I named him Nothing.
Because he's orange and Nothing rhymes with orange.
Limericks by Jenny
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
A programming genius named Sewter
Built a limerick-writing computer
The metre was fine
And the rhymes quite divine
But for some reason it always got the last line wrong
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Thats my Boy
Teacher asked his students to make rhymes with their names
Bran :
my name is brand
When I grow up to be a man
I want to go to Russia and Japan
If I can , if I can, if I can
Jady :
My name is Jady
When I grow up to be a lady
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can , if I can
Dan :
My name is dan
When I grow up to be a man
To h**... with Russia and Japan
I am going to help Jady with her plan
I know I can , I know I can
In a world where you get what rhymes with your name... Candy for Mandy. Cats for Matt...
Poor Nick...
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