Rhyming Jokes
9 rhyming jokes and hilarious rhyming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rhyming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best wordplay with some of the funniest rhyming jokes! With categories like rhyming fart jokes, rhyming love jokes, rhyming names, and even Broadway puns, find a joke that'll make you laugh and impress your friends with your comedic wit. Check out our catalogue of rhymes and syllables to help you expand your joke repertoire!
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My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming,
I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!
I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying.
It turns out, they were rap scallions.
eeny, meeny, kanye, flo
you come to a fork in the road. the path to the left sports a sign guaranteeing a gruesome end to all trespassers. the one to the right looks clear, except for a skinny guy with a hat who freestyles rhyming insults at you. do you risk certain doom… or chance the rapper?
What do you call underage rhyming?
Statutory Rap
Have you ever meta rhyming pun...
...that you liked better than this one?
A short rhyming history of the British Isles
First, we were a kingdom, and we had kings.
Then, we were an empire, and we had emperors.
Now, we are a country, and we have Brexiteers.
When I'm on the toilet I like to compose rhyming couplets
It's poetry in motion
The rap game today really lacks direct rhyming, style of rhyming, and structure. It's just amateur.
It really feels likes there is a complete lack of poetic pros.
Ever notice how at subatomic levels, everything starts rhyming?
You've got muons and gluons, protons and neutrons, but that higgs boson, what a radical.
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