The Best 9 Rhyming Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rhyming jokes. There are some rhyming maya jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rhyming writers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rhyming Jokes and Puns

My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming,

I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!

I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying.

It turns out, they were rap scallions.

eeny, meeny, kanye, flo

you come to a fork in the road. the path to the left sports a sign guaranteeing a gruesome end to all trespassers. the one to the right looks clear, except for a skinny guy with a hat who freestyles rhyming insults at you. do you risk certain doom… or chance the rapper?

Rhyming joke, eeny, meeny, kanye, flo

What do you call underage rhyming?

Statutory Rap

Have you ever meta rhyming pun...

...that you liked better than this one?


A short rhyming history of the British Isles

First, we were a kingdom, and we had kings.

Then, we were an empire, and we had emperors.

Now, we are a country, and we have Brexiteers.

When I'm on the toilet I like to compose rhyming couplets

It's poetry in motion

Rhyming joke, When I'm on the toilet I like to compose rhyming couplets

The rap game today really lacks direct rhyming, style of rhyming, and structure. It's just amateur.

It really feels likes there is a complete lack of poetic pros.

Ever notice how at subatomic levels, everything starts rhyming?

You've got muons and gluons, protons and neutrons, but that higgs boson, what a radical.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rhyming frankenstein jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rhyming musical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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