Rhymes With Jokes
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Funniest Rhymes With Short Jokes
Short rhymes with jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rhymes with humour may include short rhymes jokes also.
- There's a reason dad joke rhymes with bad joke It's because they both contain most of the same letters.
- I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver... But to this day, I still don't think they sound the same.
- My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!
- I just got a new cat. I named him Nothing. Because he's orange and Nothing rhymes with orange.
- Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.
- I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying. It turns out, they were rap scallions.
- My daugher told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her she was wrong... Nothing and orange have completely different sounds
- What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre. - A poem A fisher was fishing a bass
The water came up to his knee.
Strange, it rhymed this morning when there was high tide. - Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?
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Rhymes With One Liners
Which rhymes with one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rhymes with? I can suggest the ones about rhyming word with and rhyming words for.
- What rhymes with orange No it doesn't
- From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You.
Why I oughta...! - A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
- What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
- My friend says to me: what rhymes with orange I say: no it doesn't
- Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ? Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
- What stories did Vikings tell their children? Norsery Rhymes
- My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not
- What's black and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre
- What rhymes with boo and really stinks? You
- Nothing rhymes with orange.. No it doesn't.
- Me: What rhymes with Orange Dad: No it doesn't
- Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme
this is not one of them - What rhymes with Tortilla? I'm making a rap.
- What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't...
Rhymes With Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rhymes with you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rhymes orange jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rhymes with pranks.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme.
Some poems don't.
Ever notice how at subatomic levels, everything starts rhyming?
You've got muons and gluons, protons and neutrons, but that higgs boson, what a radical.
Limericks eh ?
There was this girl from Boston, Mass.
She wade into the sea and wet her ankles,
it doesn't rhyme now,
but just wait until the tide comes in
o**...-B, Angel Soft, Saab
Busta Rhymes not only owns all these products, he uses them as s**... commands.
Rap Battle
Hey, can you pick me up from my rap battle?, It's over.
Sure, did you win?
No..no, I lost
What went wrong?
Well grandma, they saw you drop me off and did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.
Mary nursery rhyme
Mary had a little watch,
she swallowed it one day.
Then Mary took a laxative
to pass the time away.
Well, time went on and time went on,
and time still wouldn't pass.
So, if you want to know what time it is,
just look up Mary's ^brother ^in ^Omaha. ^He's ^got ^a ^Rolex.
When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy
Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?
Corny Jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
--Boobies
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
-- fo drizzle
What's black and rhymes with snoop?
--Dr. Dre
Why don't you play poker in the jungle?
-- Too many cheetahs
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??
-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..
I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.
I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.
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I'll see myself out.
What do you call someone who has neither rhyme nor reason?
An unreasonable and unskilled poet.
A beloved nursery rhyme from my childhood!
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
Who had so many children she didn't know what to do.
So she cut 'em up, put 'em into pies,
Took 'em to the fair and won first prize!
A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week.
They say the killer had no rhyme or reason.
TIL when nursery rhymes are playing in the car but your child is no longer in the car then the songs were probably never for him in the first place.
What do you call a rap battle?
Black-on-black rhyme
When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !
Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !
I'm writing a poem about the first time I m**....
Can someone think of something that rhymes with, "I was taken away by an ambulance"?
What is another word for a rap battle?
Black-on-black rhyme
A Poem
I dug.
Alice dug.
Vincent dug.
Dad dug.
My sister dug.
I know its not a good poem, but it rhymes and its really deep.
(A friend just texted me this. I thought it was funny.)
What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?
Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.
What do you call a green onion that can bust a rhyme?
A rapscallion.
Limericks by Jenny
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
What rhymes with Jon Snow?
He doesn't know.
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Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.
The rap game today really lacks direct rhyming, style of rhyming, and structure. It's just amateur.
It really feels likes there is a complete lack of poetic pros.
Blondes
What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.
What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty Dumpty
My dad and I talking.
I asked my dad today "What rhymes with orange?" He replied "No, it doesn't"
Two men were chatting in a bar
"So what do you do?"
"I write"
"Oh, poetry or prose?"
"Neither, I write cartoons"
"Why's that?"
"No rhyme or reason"
The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive.
It rhymes in universes. :)
What's darker than black, and rhymes with evil?
Don Cheadle
My Favorite Nursery Rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
both with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with 2.50,
and they didn't go up for water.
My wife says I'm unsophisticated…
My wife says I'm unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I'm taking her. Hint: It starts with B and rhymes with wallet.
Russian Nursery Rhyme
Row row row your boat all the way to Vladivostok
Life is eternal struggle towards an inevitable death
Drink v**... till you sleep
Russian Nursery Rhyme
The incy wincy conrade
Was tugging at his chain
About rights of workers
He complain
The secret police
Am get order to restrain
And the incy wincy comrade was never seen again
Why did the english student get an F?
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
Roses are red
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't rhyme
Refrigerator
A programming genius named Sewter
Built a limerick-writing computer
The metre was fine
And the rhymes quite divine
But for some reason it always got the last line wrong
Written on the Bathroom Wall...
*Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Tried to rhyme
Couldn't even get the meter right.*
A friend of mine asked me, "what rhymes with orange?"
I said, "no, it doesn't".
*Credit to Jimmy Carr.*
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
What rhymes with duck
No, it doesn't
My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange.
There was a young man who had nothing,
Until one day he happened upon an orange.
That rhymes?
Childhood Nursery Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own
Hey Grandma
Hey, grandma? Can you come pick me up from my rap battle? It's over. No, I lost. He saw you drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.
My favourite Greek nursery rhyme
ϱ ϱ ϱ your boat
My little boy was drawing pictures.
I thought I'd give him a hand, so I drew a picture of a deer. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' I drew antlers on it to make it easier. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' 'You see them out in the forest'. 'Don't know, Dad.' 'Rhymes with 'beer'. You know, beer like your Dad drinks.' 'Don't know, Dad.' Final attempt. 'Your Mom calls your Dad one.' 'Oh, I know! It's a drunken b**...!'
eeny, meeny, kanye, flo
you come to a fork in the road. the path to the left sports a sign guaranteeing a gruesome end to all trespassers. the one to the right looks clear, except for a skinny guy with a hat who freestyles rhyming insults at you. do you risk certain doom… or chance the rapper?
What rhymes with "orange"?
Chump.
Why are programmers so good at poetry?
Well, all words rhyme in binary.
Have you ever meta rhyming pun...
...that you liked better than this one?
It's funny that Schumer and humor rhyme
Cause that is the closest she will ever get to being funny.
Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump?
Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."
I always carry a microphone and some l**......
in case I need to bust a nut and a rhyme at the same time
What rhymes with anxiety?
Think about that question non stop for no reason whatsoever.
What's Jared Fogle's favorite nursery rhyme?
Hey d**... d**....
What's white and rhymes with "Andre"?
Eminem
Inspiration to look up to
Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
T-pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin.
What do you call it when you take a girl out for a nice dinner then force her to listen to your rhymes?
Date rap.
This poem doesn't rhyme.
Dude about to make haikus:
Oh haven't you heard?
This morning I wrote a terrible poem that has no meaning to it.
I did it without rhyme or reason.
My girlfriend once asked me what rhymes with score?
I said no it doesn't
What did s**...-doo say when he got in trouble for something he didn't do?
"Rhyme"
I'm rhyme free..
..Since ninety-four
What rhymes with fortnite?
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My surname, Stead, rhymes with bed
My surname, Stead, rhymes with bed, but people often pronounce it as "steed", like the horse. One day a business associate of mine came over to the house and was greeted by my girlfriend.
"Is Mr. Steed in?" the woman asked.
"He's Stead," my girlfriend snapped.
"Oh, no!" the women gasped. " I was talking to him only yesterday."
What rhymes with banana?
No....it doesn't...
What do you call an onion that's got rhythm, rhyme, and a Soundcloud account?
A rapscallion.
What starts with an E and rhymes with fifty?
Eminem
One monkey says to another monkey, what rhymes with Banana and the other monkey says
No it doesn't.