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Funniest Rhymes Short Jokes
Short rhymes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rhymes humour may include short rhyming words for jokes also.
- There's a reason dad joke rhymes with bad joke It's because they both contain most of the same letters.
- I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver... But to this day, I still don't think they sound the same.
- My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!
- I just got a new cat. I named him Nothing. Because he's orange and Nothing rhymes with orange.
- English is so easy to learn... You just need to remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead.
- I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying. It turns out, they were rap scallions.
- My daugher told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her she was wrong... Nothing and orange have completely different sounds
- What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre. - A poem A fisher was fishing a bass
The water came up to his knee.
Strange, it rhymed this morning when there was high tide. - Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?
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Rhymes One Liners
Which rhymes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rhymes? I can suggest the ones about rhyming word with and rhythm.
- What rhymes with orange No it doesn't
- From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You.
Why I oughta...! - A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
- What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
- My friend says to me: what rhymes with orange I say: no it doesn't
- Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ? Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
- What stories did Vikings tell their children? Norsery Rhymes
- My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not
- What's black and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre
- What rhymes with boo and really stinks? You
- Nothing rhymes with orange.. No it doesn't.
- Me: What rhymes with Orange Dad: No it doesn't
- Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme
this is not one of them - What rhymes with Tortilla? I'm making a rap.
- What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't...
Rhymes With Jokes
Here is a list of funny rhymes with jokes and even better rhymes with puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer
The metre was fine
And the rhymes quite divine
But for some reason it always got the last line wrong - One monkey says to another monkey, what rhymes with Banana and the other monkey says No it doesn't.
- My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange. There was a young man who had nothing,
Until one day he happened upon an orange.
That rhymes? - My friend asked "what rhymes with apple?" I replied "no it doesn't"
- I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.
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I'll see myself out. - My dad and I talking. I asked my dad today "What rhymes with orange?" He replied "No, it doesn't"
- It's funny that Schumer and humor rhyme Cause that is the closest she will ever get to being funny.
- My favourite Greek nursery rhyme ϱ ϱ ϱ your boat
- My friend once said to me, What rhymes with orange? I said back to him, No it doesn't.
- Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump? Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."
Rhymes Orange Jokes
Here is a list of funny rhymes orange jokes and even better rhymes orange puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange ! Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !
- What rhymes with "orange"? Chump.
- What rhymes with orange, and loves me? Nothing.
- What rhymes with orange? Eminem at the farmer's market
- I wrote a song call "rhymes with orange". It's just three minutes of silence.
- A friend of mine asked me, "what rhymes with orange?" I said, "no, it doesn't".
*Credit to Jimmy Carr.*
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Nursery Rhymes Jokes
Here is a list of funny nursery rhymes jokes and even better nursery rhymes puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My Favorite Nursery Rhyme. Jack and Jill went up the hill,
both with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with 2.50,
and they didn't go up for water. - My son's favourite nursery rhyme taught me what strategy mice use to win sports games. They like to run down the clock.
- Blondes What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme. - Childhood Nursery Rhyme Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own - What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme? Humpty Dumpty
- What's a spider baby's favorite nursery rhyme? Head, shoulders, shoulders, knees, knees and toes toes, knees, knees and toes toes.
- TIL when nursery rhymes are playing in the car but your child is no longer in the car then the songs were probably never for him in the first place.
- What is a kid artist's favourite nursery rhyme? Pop goes the easel.
- What's a priest's favorite nursery rhyme? Little Boy Blue
- What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme? Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Rhymes Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about rhymes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean syllables jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rhymes pranks.
o**...-B, Angel Soft, Saab
Busta Rhymes not only owns all these products, he uses them as s**... commands.
When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy
Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?
Corny Jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
--Boobies
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
-- fo drizzle
What's black and rhymes with snoop?
--Dr. Dre
Why don't you play poker in the jungle?
-- Too many cheetahs
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??
-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..
I'm writing a poem about the first time I m**....
Can someone think of something that rhymes with, "I was taken away by an ambulance"?
A Poem
I dug.
Alice dug.
Vincent dug.
Dad dug.
My sister dug.
I know its not a good poem, but it rhymes and its really deep.
(A friend just texted me this. I thought it was funny.)
What rhymes with Jon Snow?
He doesn't know.
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Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.
The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive.
It rhymes in universes. :)
What's darker than black, and rhymes with evil?
Don Cheadle
My wife says I'm unsophisticated…
My wife says I'm unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I'm taking her. Hint: It starts with B and rhymes with wallet.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
What rhymes with duck
No, it doesn't
What do you call it when you take a girl out for a nice dinner then force her to listen to your rhymes?
Date rap.
My girlfriend once asked me what rhymes with score?
I said no it doesn't
My surname, Stead, rhymes with bed
My surname, Stead, rhymes with bed, but people often pronounce it as "steed", like the horse. One day a business associate of mine came over to the house and was greeted by my girlfriend.
"Is Mr. Steed in?" the woman asked.
"He's Stead," my girlfriend snapped.
"Oh, no!" the women gasped. " I was talking to him only yesterday."
What rhymes with banana?
No....it doesn't...
What starts with an E and rhymes with fifty?
Eminem
Poem
I'm writing my girlfriend a poem.
What rhymes with "your sister's better"?
It was the Busta Rhymes,
It was the Wursta Rhymes.
I'm writing a poem for my son.
What rhymes with "I couldn't be the only disappointment in your mother's life"?
Fun with rhymes.
If plants wore pants would plants try to dance? If plants tried to dance would plants have a chance if plants wore pants and you took a glance? If plants wore pants would they joust with a lance? If plants had a lance would the blow hit or glance? If plants were advanced and wore pants and danced they would be firmly rooted in their anti vegan stance.
Btw I have way too much time on my hands.
"Read" rhymes with "lead"
... and "read" rhymes with "lead", but "read" doesn't rhyme with "lead."
In a world where you get what rhymes with your name... Candy for Mandy. Cats for Matt...
Poor Nick...
Thats my Boy
Teacher asked his students to make rhymes with their names
Bran :
my name is brand
When I grow up to be a man
I want to go to Russia and Japan
If I can , if I can, if I can
Jady :
My name is Jady
When I grow up to be a lady
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can , if I can
Dan :
My name is dan
When I grow up to be a man
To h**... with Russia and Japan
I am going to help Jady with her plan
I know I can , I know I can
What do you call a Greek mythology professor who speaks in rhymes?
Dr. Zeus
A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: (the Washington Post competition)
I'll go first... I love you and the smell of your hair,Please don't be home when I get there.
EDIT- I have to say, the rhymes and creativity; you all are incredible, Now I have to wonder who's most edible...(no really great job to all)