Rhymes Jokes

What are some Rhymes jokes?

What rhymes with Orange

No it doesn't

From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You.

Why I oughta...!

A friend of mine asked me, "what rhymes with orange?"

I said, "no, it doesn't".

*Credit to Jimmy Carr.*

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I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver...

But to this day, I still don't think they sound the same.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

My friend says to me: what rhymes with orange

I say: no it doesn't

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange

I said no, it certainly does not

What's black and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What rhymes with Timbuktu?

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa.

The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "

The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "

A programming genius named Sewter

Built a limerick-writing computer

The metre was fine

And the rhymes quite divine

But for some reason it always got the last line wrong

One monkey says to another monkey, what rhymes with Banana and the other monkey says

No it doesn't.

My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange.

There was a young man who had nothing,

Until one day he happened upon an orange.

That rhymes?

What rhymes with Tortilla?

I'm making a rap.

My friend asked "what rhymes with apple?"

I replied "no it doesn't"

I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.

I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.

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I'll see myself out.

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

My dad and I talking.

I asked my dad today "What rhymes with orange?" He replied "No, it doesn't"

Need help figuring out a Laffy Taffy joke

I just got this joke on a Laffy Taffy wrapper, and I cannot for the life of me figure out what this jerk-off Kyle P. is trying to get across. The joke is, what did the x-ray say to the broken bone? That bone should get a loan!

Why is the x-ray machine saying this? Is the joke that it rhymes? Does the bone need a loan to like, fix itself?

This is seriously bothering me and I need help.

My surname, Stead, rhymes with bed

My surname, Stead, rhymes with bed, but people often pronounce it as "steed", like the horse. One day a business associate of mine came over to the house and was greeted by my girlfriend.

"Is Mr. Steed in?" the woman asked.

"He's Stead," my girlfriend snapped.

"Oh, no!" the women gasped. " I was talking to him only yesterday."

What do you call it when you take a girl out for a nice dinner then force her to listen to your rhymes?

Date rap.

What starts with an E and rhymes with fifty?

Eminem

"Read" rhymes with "lead"

... and "read" rhymes with "lead", but "read" doesn't rhyme with "lead."

Fun with rhymes.

If plants wore pants would plants try to dance? If plants tried to dance would plants have a chance if plants wore pants and you took a glance? If plants wore pants would they joust with a lance? If plants had a lance would the blow hit or glance? If plants were advanced and wore pants and danced they would be firmly rooted in their anti vegan stance.

Btw I have way too much time on my hands.

My girlfriend once asked me what rhymes with score?

I said no it doesn't

It was the Busta Rhymes,

It was the Wursta Rhymes.

Oral-B, Angel Soft, Saab

Busta Rhymes not only owns all these products, he uses them as sexual commands.

I'm writing a poem for my son.

What rhymes with "I couldn't be the only disappointment in your mother's life"?

In a world where you get what rhymes with your name... Candy for Mandy. Cats for Matt...

Poor Nick...

When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy

Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?

The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive.

It rhymes in universes. :)

Poem

I'm writing my girlfriend a poem.

What rhymes with "your sister's better"?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

French onion soup.

What rhymes with banana?

No....it doesn't...

Corny Jokes

What kind of bees produce milk?

--Boobies

Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

-- fo drizzle

What's black and rhymes with snoop?

--Dr. Dre

Why don't you play poker in the jungle?

-- Too many cheetahs

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??

-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..

What rhymes with "orange"?

Chump.

I'm writing a poem about the first time I masturbated.

Can someone think of something that rhymes with, "I was taken away by an ambulance"?

A Poem

I dug.

Alice dug.

Vincent dug.

Dad dug.

My sister dug.



I know its not a good poem, but it rhymes and its really deep.

(A friend just texted me this. I thought it was funny.)

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know.


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Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !

Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !

TIL when nursery rhymes are playing in the car but your child is no longer in the car then the songs were probably never for him in the first place.

My wife says I'm unsophisticated…

My wife says I'm unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I'm taking her. Hint: It starts with B and rhymes with wallet.

What rhymes with duck

No, it doesn't

What rhymes with anxiety?

Think about that question non stop for no reason whatsoever.

What rhymes with fortnite?

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