Rhyme Jokes

What are some Rhyme jokes?

What rhymes with Orange

No it doesn't

Limericks by Jenny

There was a young woman named Jenny

Whose limericks were not worth a penny.

Oh, the rhyme was all right,

And the meter was tight,

But whenever she tried to write any,

She always wrote one line too many!

Mary nursery rhyme

Mary had a little watch,

she swallowed it one day.

Then Mary took a laxative

to pass the time away.

Well, time went on and time went on,

and time still wouldn't pass.

So, if you want to know what time it is,

just look up Mary's ^brother ^in ^Omaha. ^He's ^got ^a ^Rolex.

Timbuktu...

A priest and an Australian shepherd got a tie in a quiz show so they have to solve the last question: find a rhyme on the word Timbuktu.
After five minutes the priest returns and says:
"I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu..."
The crowd was cheering him and thought he would win as the shepherd returns:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two..."

What rhymes with Timbuktu?

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa.

The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "

The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "

Ogden Nash and Robert Frost die and are facing St. Peter at the Pearly Gates...

St. Peter doesn't recognize them and asks for identification. They both respond that they are great poets from Earth and are surprised that they're not recognized. St. Peter challenges them - "If you're such great poets. let me hear you form a rhyme for "Timbuktu".

The poets think for a moment, then finally Robert Frost speaks first.

"With such little time, I can only come up with this....". He then continues.

"I walked along the sandy shore.
I listened to the ocean's roar.
A floating ship came into view
Her port of call was Timbuktu."

An impressed St. Peter allowed him access through the gates.

After a slight period of silence, Ogden Nash finally spoke up.

"Okay - this is also rushed, but here goes...."

"Tim and I, a hiking went,
We spied three ladies in a tent.
Since they were three and we were two
I bucked one, and Tim bucked two."

What rhymes with Tortilla?

I'm making a rap.

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

It's funny that Schumer and humor rhyme

Cause that is the closest she will ever get to being funny.

My favourite Greek nursery rhyme

ϱ ϱ ϱ your boat

Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump?

Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."

Roses are red, violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

this is not one of them

An old one my late grandmother used to tell

In a Catholic school English classroom, a nun was giving the lesson.

"Today, children, we'll be talking about rhyme. Does anyone have a rhyme they'd like to share?"

Several little hands shot up. The nun pointed to the smallest girl, Sally, in the front.

"Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon."

"Very good, Sally." said the nun. "Who else?" She called on a little boy, Jack.

"It has my name in it!
Jack, be nimble,
Jack, be quick,
Jack, jump over
The candlestick.

Jack jumped high
Jack jumped low
Jack jumped over
and burned his toe."

"Wonderful rhyme, Jack!" replied the nun. Now, in the back of the class sat Michael. Michael came from a loud Irish family and was known as a troublemaker. The nun had tried to pick the other students before him, but he was beginning to make a commotion so she sighed and called out "yes, Michael."

"I've got a rhyme for you, Sister" he said.
"Mary came from Boston, Mass. and went into the water up to her knees."

"Michael," began the nun, "that doesn't rhyme."

"Oh, I know Sister. But wait until the tide comes in."

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Rap Battle

Hey, can you pick me up from my rap battle?, It's over.

Sure, did you win?

No..no, I lost

What went wrong?

Well grandma, they saw you drop me off and did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.

My son's favourite nursery rhyme taught me what strategy mice use to win sports games.

They like to run down the clock.

"Read" rhymes with "lead"

... and "read" rhymes with "lead", but "read" doesn't rhyme with "lead."

What do you call a green onion that can bust a rhyme?

A rapscallion.

Two men were chatting in a bar

"So what do you do?"

"I write"

"Oh, poetry or prose?"

"Neither, I write cartoons"

"Why's that?"

"No rhyme or reason"

What do you call an onion that's got rhythm, rhyme, and a Soundcloud account?

A rapscallion.

Classic nursery rhyme

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter.

Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?

This poem doesn't rhyme.

Dude about to make haikus:

Oh haven't you heard?

Limericks eh ?

There was this girl from Boston, Mass.
She wade into the sea and wet her ankles,
it doesn't rhyme now,
but just wait until the tide comes in

Why are programmers so good at poetry?

Well, all words rhyme in binary.

Russian Nursery Rhyme

The incy wincy conrade
Was tugging at his chain
About rights of workers
He complain

The secret police
Am get order to restrain
And the incy wincy comrade was never seen again

A beloved nursery rhyme from my childhood!

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
Who had so many children she didn't know what to do.

So she cut 'em up, put 'em into pies,
Took 'em to the fair and won first prize!

Blondes

What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme?

Humpme Dumpme.

What rhymes with banana?

No....it doesn't...

What rhymes with "orange"?

Chump.

What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

Russian Nursery Rhyme

Row row row your boat all the way to Vladivostok

Life is eternal struggle towards an inevitable death

Drink vodka till you sleep

Every day of the week, I teach my students a historical event through the eyes of a nursery rhyme character.

So on hump day Humpty Dumpty dumped tea

Childhood Nursery Rhyme

Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own

Written on the Bathroom Wall...

*Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Tried to rhyme
Couldn't even get the meter right.*

Roses are red

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't rhyme
Refrigerator

What's a spider baby's favorite nursery rhyme?

Head, shoulders, shoulders, knees, knees and toes toes, knees, knees and toes toes.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know.


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Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

I always carry a microphone and some lube...

in case I need to bust a nut and a rhyme at the same time

What rhymes with fortnite?

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What rhymes with duck

No, it doesn't

What rhymes with anxiety?

Think about that question non stop for no reason whatsoever.

What do you call a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

What do you call someone who has neither rhyme nor reason?

An unreasonable and unskilled poet.

A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week.

They say the killer had no rhyme or reason.

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