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61 rhino jokes and hilarious rhino puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rhino that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud at these silly rhino jokes! From rhino horns to wildebeests, these jokes are sure to get you and your gorilla friend giggling. Hear some hilarious rhino and hippo jokes today!

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Popular Rhino Short Jokes

Short rhino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rhino humour may include short giraffe jokes also.

  1. a pretty bad joke my dad once told me what do you get when you cross a elephant, rhino, and a hippo?
    helliphino
  2. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't rhelephant.
    (This joke works best when said out loud.)
  3. What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics.
  4. I met a girl in the park today who proved that fat girls really do try harder... She put up a valiant effort, but that amount of chloroform would have put a rhino down.
  5. What do you call an animal that's part Frog, part Duck, part Elephant and part Rhino? Fuckephino
  6. A joke a coworker told me today: What do you get when you combine a cow, a duck, a piece of wood, and a rhino? Cow the duck wood rhino?
  7. Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right?
    Animal 2: Rhino
  8. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit cards.
    I'll let myself out...
  9. What do you get when you mate and Elephant with a Rhino? You get thrown out of the safari Park
  10. So a rhino walks into a bar... and several patrons pay their tabs and leave because they see the danger in this situation.

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Rhino One Liners

Which rhino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rhino? I can suggest the ones about rhesus and elephant.

  1. What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know.
  2. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition.
  3. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know
  4. What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? Ell if I know
  5. What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? Helefino.
  6. How do you stop a charging rhino? Unplug it.
  7. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino? Trampled.
  8. A dad's dad joke What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed together?
    Elephino.
  9. How do you stop a Rhino from charging? Nothing.
    They're extinct now so you dont have to.
  10. What do they call a creature that combines the DNA of an elephant and rhino? ELEPHINO!
  11. What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a rhino? A Cheeto
  12. What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino together? Elephino
  13. *British accent* What do you get if you cross ab elephant with a rhino? 'Ell if I know!
  14. What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? Hellifiknow
  15. What do you call a mix between a horse, elephant, and rhino A Helephino(hellifiknow)

Rhino Horn Jokes

Here is a list of funny rhino horn jokes and even better rhino horn puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the diagnosis for an animal with a horn and a major drinking problem? Rhino's Cirrhosis
  • "Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
    "We know you know the answer, s**..., but it's not your turn."
  • What do you call a rhino with no t**...? A e**... horn.
Rhino joke, What do you call a rhino with no t**...?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about rhino can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of rhino puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Entertaining Rhino Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about rhino you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cow horn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make rhino prank.

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

s**... and the gang on Family Fortunes

The host goes to Daphne and asks her to name an endangered African animal, she ponders for a second and then a voice in the background goes "Rhino!"
The host says "I know you do s**..., but it's not your go..."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

A Nobel Prize in biology.

So Velma and Shaggy, your in the final round and this is the £10000 question, name a animal that has a single horn

"RHINO!"
Yes s**... Doo, I know you know but you were knocked out in the last round.

How do you keep a rhino from charging

Take away his credit card.

What do you call the child of an elephant and a rhino?

'Ell if I know.

How does a rhino order its eggs?

Poached.

What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?

Fired from the zoo.

A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama.

He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.
Rhino: "Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap."
Lion: "C'mon man... Can't you see I prefer longnecks?"

Q: What do you do with an elephant with three b**...?

A: You walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What happens to a rhino during puberty?

He gets h**....

A man goes to the police to report s**... harassment in the work place by a group of h**... work colleagues.

He's a zoo keeper in the rhino enclosure.

How come you never see a rhinoceros hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

My Club

A hunter walking through the jungle found a huge, dead rhino with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little guy like you kill a huge beast like that?" The pigmy said, "I killed it with my club."
The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?" The pigmy replied, "There's about 60 of us."

I have a real problem with rhino poaching.

You have to get the pan custom-made and then it takes forever to get the water hot.

Rhino joke, What do they call a creature that combines the DNA of an elephant and rhino?

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