Rhinoceros Jokes
10 rhinoceros jokes and hilarious rhinoceros puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about rhinoceros that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?
"el' if I know."
How come you never see a Rhinoceros hiding in a tree?
Because they are really good at it.
What is worse than finding a bug in your salad?
Getting anally r**... by a rhinoceros.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
'ell if I know
What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with a rhinoceros?
A meeting with the ethics committee and swift removal of your research funding.
My kid asked what we would get if we crossed a rhinoceros and an elephant.
I said, elifino.
A Collection of "What do you Call"s
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Ideer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
*Still* no Ideer!
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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhinoceros?
Elephino, but let's get away from that huge thing!
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If you need explaining, ask in the comments! Thanks for reading!
What happens when you cross a rhinoceros with a dolphin?
You get horn-ee-ee-ee-ee
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino.
(You may have to sound it out.)
What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant, and a rhinoceros?
Helephino
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