Rhino Jokes

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Funniest Rhino Short Jokes

Short rhino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rhino humour may include short giraffe jokes also.

1. a pretty bad joke my dad once told me what do you get when you cross a elephant, rhino, and a hippo?
   helliphino
2. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't rhelephant.
   (This joke works best when said out loud.)
3. What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics.
4. I met a girl in the park today who proved that fat girls really do try harder... She put up a valiant effort, but that amount of chloroform would have put a rhino down.
5. What do you call an animal that's part Frog, part Duck, part Elephant and part Rhino? Fuckephino
6. A joke a coworker told me today: What do you get when you combine a cow, a duck, a piece of wood, and a rhino? Cow the duck wood rhino?
7. Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right?
   Animal 2: Rhino
8. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit cards.
   I'll let myself out...
9. What do you get when you mate and Elephant with a Rhino? You get thrown out of the safari Park
10. So a rhino walks into a bar... and several patrons pay their tabs and leave because they see the danger in this situation.

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Rhino One Liners

Which rhino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rhino? I can suggest the ones about rhesus and elephant.

1. What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know.
2. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition.
3. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know
4. What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? Ell if I know
5. What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? Helefino.
6. How do you stop a charging rhino? Unplug it.
7. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino? Trampled.
8. A dad's dad joke What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed together?
   Elephino.
9. How do you stop a Rhino from charging? Nothing.
   They're extinct now so you dont have to.
10. What do they call a creature that combines the DNA of an elephant and rhino? ELEPHINO!
11. What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a rhino? A Cheeto
12. What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino together? Elephino
13. *British accent* What do you get if you cross ab elephant with a rhino? 'Ell if I know!
14. What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? Hellifiknow
15. What do you call a mix between a horse, elephant, and rhino A Helephino(hellifiknow)

Rhino Horn Jokes

Here is a list of funny rhino horn jokes and even better rhino horn puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the diagnosis for an animal with a horn and a major drinking problem? Rhino's Cirrhosis
• "Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
  "We know you know the answer, s**..., but it's not your turn."
• What do you call a rhino with no t**...? A e**... horn.

Entertaining Rhino Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about rhino you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cow horn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rhino pranks.