Rhesus Jokes

Funniest Rhesus Short Jokes

Short rhesus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rhesus humour may include short rhino jokes also.

1. You know, a lot of different cultures consume monkey meat. Just goes to prove there's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.
2. Two monkeys were chatting. Rhesus: Have you ever tried this human thing called coffee?
   Capuchin: no

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Rhesus One Liners

Which rhesus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rhesus? I can suggest the ones about rodent and rottweiler.

1. What do you get if you blow up a monkey? Rhesus Pieces.
2. What do you get when you microwave a monkey? Rhesus pieces.
   I'll let myself out.
3. What do you call an experimental monkey in a blender? Rhesus pieces........
4. What is a primate's favorite candy? A rhesus!
5. What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!
6. What do you call a laboratory monkey that went through a meat grinder? Rhesus pieces.
7. What is a blood cell's favourite candy? Rhesus Pieces. Badum tsch.
8. What's a young monkey's favorite time of the school day? Rhesus.
9. What kind of animal can you always find at the playground? Rhesus Monkeys.
10. Are you a Rhesus Factor? Because you just complicated my pregnancy.
11. Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey? He wanted some Rhesus pieces.
12. What's a vampire's favourite candy? Rhesus pieces
13. Isis is training monkeys to be s**... b**...... Rhesus Pieces
14. What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
    Rhesus Pieces.

Hilarious Rhesus Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about rhesus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean macaque jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rhesus pranks.