Rhapsody Jokes

Funniest Rhapsody Short Jokes

Short rhapsody jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rhapsody humour may include short rave jokes also.

1. Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure. I said I wasn't too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.
2. Was once asked on a job interview if I could perform under pressure. Me: Well I don't know about that, but I'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a try.
3. At a recent job interview, the hiring manager asked me if I can perform under pressure.
   I said no, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody.
4. At a job interview I was asked if I can perform under pressure... I told them no, but I'm really good at Bohemian Rhapsody.
5. At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said "I didn't know that one but I would have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."
6. At a job interview, they asked me how well I could perform under pressure. I told them I could hum a few bars, but I was more of a fan of Bohemian Rhapsody.
7. I was at a job interview yesterday and they asked me if I can perform under pressure I told them my 'go to' is Bohemian Rhapsody
8. I nervously applied to sing on american idol and Simon Cowell asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no,but I could do Bohemian Rhapsody!
9. I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick. Must be the high Mercury content.
10. Just heard about Kanye West covering Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury. Let's hope he continues to follow in Freddy Mercury's footsteps. And dies of AIDs.

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Rhapsody One Liners

Which rhapsody one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rhapsody? I can suggest the ones about symphony and raving.

1. At a job interview."Can you perform under pressure?" No ,but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody!
2. What's a furry's favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody? Mamaaaaa, OwO
3. What is a foot's favorite song? Toehemian Rhapsody
4. What song can a programmer never get out of their head? Boolean Rhapsody

Bohemian Rhapsody Jokes

Here is a list of funny bohemian rhapsody jokes and even better bohemian rhapsody puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I illegally downloaded the movie Bohemian Rhapsody today It is very poor quality. All I can see is the little silhouetto of a man
• New I've just downloaded the new Bohemian Rhapsody film, but I think it was filmed by someone in the cinema. I can't make out what's going on, I just see a little silhouette of a man.
• I've just downloaded a pirate copy of the new Queen film bohemian rhapsody. The sound wasn't bad but the picture quality was so bad I could just see a silhouette of a man.
• Downloaded a bootleg copy of Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is terrible. All I can see is a little silhouette-a of a man.
• Just downloaded a pirate copy of Bohemian Rhapsody... The quality was so poor, all I could see was a little silhouette of a man....
• I´ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody! I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Unearthly Funniest Rhapsody Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about rhapsody you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean raps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rhapsody pranks.