Rey Jokes
24 rey jokes and hilarious rey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rey Short Jokes
Short rey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rey humour may include short royal jokes also.
- TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world. While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.
- Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey...
He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something - What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common? They were all born to die
- If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.
- Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi
- John Boyega joke. It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lays the pipe. You are a genius!
- How amazing is that scene in The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float.. CGI Rocks!
- Supreme Leader Snoke couldn't decide if he liked Rey or Kylo more. He was split between them.
- Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_(ツ)_/¯
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Rey One Liners
Which rey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rey? I can suggest the ones about queen and princess.
- Why did Kylo Ren miss? [rey moved]
- Rey: It's not to late Kylo, come with me. Kylo: Sorry Rey, but I've always Ben Solo
- (Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side
- How did Rey exit out of her glitching web browser? Force quit.
- The New York Mets Specifically, Jose Reyes' career ERA of 54.00
- Who has the fishiest names in Star Wars? Rey and Finn
- Jose juan reyes maldonado
- Why to pigs fly? Because they are on rey and I am in the sky!
- Rey- "kylo! Can you cover up your torso!?" Kylo Ren- "Why? You don't like my sith pack?"
- Which s**...-voiced singer will happily spit in your face? Llama Del Rey.
Comical Rey Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about rey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean royalty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rey pranks.
I was driving down the motorway with my blonde girlfriend the other day and she said,
"I think those people in the car next to us are from another country"
"why is that?" I said
"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, 'stit rey su wohs'"
I was driving down the motorway with my girlfriend
I was driving down the motorway with my girlfriend the other day and she piped up,
"I think those people in the car next to us are from another country"
"why is that?" I said
"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, 'stit rey su wohs'"