rey Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious rey puns

TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world.

While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.

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Why did Kylo Ren miss?

[rey moved]

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Rey: It's not to late Kylo, come with me.

Kylo: Sorry Rey, but I've always Ben Solo

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(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child

The child would definitely be on the dark side

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I was driving down the motorway with my blonde girlfriend the other day and she said,

"I think those people in the car next to us are from another country"
"why is that?" I said
"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, 'stit rey su wohs'"

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Star Wars Joke...

If Finn hooks up with Rey...

He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something

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How did Rey exit out of her glitching web browser?

Force quit.

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If Finn hooks up with Rey...

He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!

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If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII

Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.

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What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common?

They were all born to die

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John Boyega joke.

It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lays the pipe. You are a genius!

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Why to pigs fly?

Because they are on rey and I am in the sky!

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How amazing is that scene in The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float..

CGI Rocks!

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Supreme Leader Snoke couldn't decide if he liked Rey or Kylo more.

He was split between them.

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Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber.

The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_(ツ)_/Β―

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Rey- "kylo! Can you cover up your torso!?"

Kylo Ren- "Why? You don't like my sith pack?"

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Who has the fishiest names in Star Wars?

Rey and Finn

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What are the most funny Rey jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Rey? Well, here are the best Rey dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Rey pick up lines to share with friends.

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