Revolver Jokes
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Funniest Revolver Short Jokes
Short revolver jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The revolver humour may include short pistol jokes also.
- My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
- My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
- How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
- My parents always tell me that their world doesn't revolve around me I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :(
- How does kanye west screw in a lightbulb? He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
- What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head.
- My wife hated the new expensive revolving chair that I bought but then she sat on it. Eventually….she came around.
- How does Trump change a light bulb? He holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the universe to revolve around him.
- How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in.
- How does Karen change a light bulb? She puts it in and waits for the world to revolve around her
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Revolver One Liners
Which revolver one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with revolver? I can suggest the ones about revolution and handgun.
- What's a flat-earther's least favorite gun? A revolver.
- I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me.
- A guy at my work caught a bug from a revolving door. It's going around.
- Revolving doors must get frustrated. They're always going around in circles
- I'm not fat... I just love it when the whole world revolves around me.
- What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance
- Chuck Norris is so strong... ... he can close revolving doors.
- What did Earth say to the Sun? My life revolves around you!
- When one door closes another one opens. Except a revolving door they don't open or close.
- Why did the zombie hunter shoot the revolving door? To stop it from turning.
- A Star was complaining about their child... "my Sun thinks the world revolves around him"
- You know, the world doesn't revolve around you! ...because it'd take too long if it did.
- Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person.
- All my party planning skills revolve around exit strategies.
- Dad: What do you think? The world revolves around you?! Me: Yes. I'm your son!
Uplifting Revolver Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
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How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.
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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one.All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves aroudn him.
Smith & Wesson Joke
A customer came in to where I work told me this one. Thought I'd share:
Have you heard Smith & Wesson is making a pair of revolvers to commemorate the government shutdown? They will be called The Congressman and The Senator respectively. They don't actually do anything and you can't fire them.
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SRS bait.
How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
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A man burst into a bar with a revolver on his hand
The man yelled at the top of his lungs
"WHICH ONE OF YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE?"
The whole bar went silent, one man stood up and replied
"You're gonna need more than six bullets pal!"
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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
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Three Bills at a bar
Three men, one from America, one from Australia and one from Russia were sitting at a bar. To show off, the American picks up his revolver, shoots the cap off his bottle of beer, and proudly exlaims:
"My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."
The Australian, not wanting to be any less of a man, picks up his boomerang and gives it a swing across the bar. It does a big circle, and on its way back it knocks the cap off his beer as well. He then says:
"My name is Bill. Crocodile Bill."
The Russian looks around nervously, then pulls his pants down, and proudly shows his two p**.... He then says:
"My name is Bill. Cherno Bill."
A man enters a bar with a revolver
He climb up a table, looked around and yell.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE?!"
The bar went silent for a minute when suddenly a man at the back says.
"you are gonna need more than 6 shots pal!"
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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.
"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."
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How many teens does it take to change a light bulb
1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them
